Category: How to make me vomit blood
How to make me vomit blood and tear off my driving license to a million pieces
Just let me bump into these people while I am driving:- 1) Motorcyclists in love The boyfriend riding the bike, the girlfriend sitting at the…
Extremely Babywearing
Here is something very amusing to share. I laughed so hard that my gums are numb and my zits pop by themselves. I found a comment…
Only if your wife is Tiara Jacquelina
Have you ladies ever wondered the way your husbands or boyfriends behave out there when you are not around them? For example when they are…
The day I was asked to take my shirt off, Mahkota Hotel Melaka sucks big time
It happened during our short trip to Malacca last year. I procrastinated in writing about it again and again due to the after effect that…
VomitBlood-O-Meter – The Little Twitching Finger
I have been spending a lot of time in front of the idiot box lately. Mainly because our little protégée has been sleeping better and…
Talk About Location
When are you guys gonna buy a house? We get that question all the time. And I mean alllllll the time. Asked by everyyyyybody. Even…
The Unforgettable Kuih Apam
My in laws came to visit last Friday. All of us was resting in the living room having tea and homemade kuih-muih that my mom…
How to make me vomit blood and tonyoh a stinky diaper to your face in 5 easy steps.
Step 1: Inform that you are coming over to our place with the purpose of visiting our new born. Step 2: Once you are there,…
Queen of the Boobs
When Mrs Mother of Three asked my mom about the type of formula my baby is taking, my mother innocently answered, why Diyana breastfeeds her…
At least there is no tar in my fart!
Was in the big boss’ office discussing a multi million project. 4 out of 7 people there was devouring cancer sticks puff puff puff none…
