The excitement (and tension) level in our home has quadrupled significantly since Miki started schooling. Every day he has stories to tell, new zikir and doa to recite etc. Sometimes, he blurt out the names of his friends and teachers for no reason at all. Like tengah –tengah makan.. tiba-tiba “NAUFAL IMAN!!”. Tengah-tengah layan Ipad tiba-tiba “TEACHER AFNI!!”.
Eh..eh… Ni baru betul meroyan.
Yesterday Miki overheard my friend– Anez’s name while I chatted with Azman and told us he too has a friend named Anis. Anis Melissa (not her real name). There is also another girl in the class and her name is Syafinas (also not her real name).
Mummy Miki pun tanya soalan tak agak-agak. “Anis Zurina dengan Syafinas siapa lagi cute, Miki?”
Miki shyly answered “Syafinas…”
“Syafinas dengan Sarah siapa lagi comel?” I asked again. Sarah is his cousin in Penang.
“Sama comel….” He said. “Mummy tahu??” Tiba-tiba Miki cerita bersemangat, “Syafinas tu muka dia kosong!! Kosong betul! Muka dia takde apa-apa… kosong aje……”
“Muka kosong tu camana?” I didn’t understand. Ko biar betul Miki, teacher dengan budak-budak lain nampak tak si Syafinas ni? Ke ko sorang je nampak dia?
“Muka dia macam kosong la… Macam takde apa-apa…..”
“Muka Mummy kosong tak?”
“Hmmmm….” He said while he came close and studied my face.. “Kosong jugak tapi ada ni!!” Miki pointed at my PARUT JERAWAT! *pitam*
So now I understand that muka kosong is actually a very flawless complexion. Hmmm… Tinggi taste ko Miki, awek comel nak yang flawless ajer… Haish!
“Tapi kan Mummy,” he continued “Syafinas tu cakap tak keluar suara! Tak dengar langsung dia cakap apa… Baca ABC ke doa ke apa semua tak keluar suara!” Hai dah flawless bisu pulak ke?
“Dia shy tu Miki…. “I explained.
“Tak… dia cakap dengan kawan dia je. Dengan teacher dia takut. Lagipun dia tak pandai sangat…” kata Miki lalu berjalan pergi.
Wahai Miki anakku, di dalam dunia ini ada ramai perempuan. Ada yang sangat cantik mempersonakan. Ada yang baik budi pekerti ada yang jahat macam setan. Tapi kalau yang muka cantik, kulit kosong licin, tapi kurang tahap kecerdikkan, ini kita namakan b to the i to the m to the b to the o. BIMBO.
Ok, itu saja pesanan Mummy untuk hari ini! Bye baby! Mummy loves you! Muah!
wahahahahaha…ROTFLMAO. Your entry is seriously my daily does of ‘crack me up!’ LOL. Lawaklah miki. Was sangat merangkak baca part.. “b to the i to the m to the b to the o.” padahal kat hujung ada je ejaan penuh.
So nanti Mummy Miki akan dpt menantu muka kosong lah yeh? ehehehehehe…..
HAHAHA. Kene ckp kat dia flawless 😛 mmg high taste anak ko ni. esok lusa dia ckp, mummy miki dah ade awek. pengsan.
Ahahahahaha. Miki. Miki. Muka kosong? Auntie memang dah terbayang menda lain dah tadi. Hahaha. Hadoi. Sabar je la.
Its okay Miki. Nanti Miki akan jumpa ramai lagi muka-muka kosong, and Miki jgn terpedaya k? 😉 xoxo
Tergelak bagai nak terkucil,baca artikal mukakosong,huhu mega lawak tul
Reading your blog really made my day! I even bookmark your blog and with one click I can read all your writing whenever I am stressing up! Keep it up!
Reading your blog really made my day! I even bookmarked it so with one click I can open it whenever I am stressing up! Keep it up Mummy!
ingatkan muka najwa latip sebab kosong kosong kosooooong
miayin, hahaha… ko jangan sampai terkucil. i taknak bertanggungjawap kalau kerusi tu bau hancing haha
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Risha, hehehe.. thanks so much! sungguh bersemangat nak update blog sekarang! 🙂
haha lawak!
mummy kena tanya balik adakah syafinas dr negeri itu? kalau muka kosong tetap mummy reject! wakaka!
what a funny boy!
Barbara Ng haha he is like that all the time…
Teacher afni? Amboi…
Ery Ezral hahaha lawak kan?
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