Siri Bercakap Dengan Miki – Hari Raya Rumah Bersepah

A few days ago we went to The Mines Wonderland for dinner. Since we were there, Azman wanted to check out The Challenger, which is an IT store and yours truly just gotta pay At Home a visit to daydream about interior decor and what I shall buy someday when I have some money after I gadai-gadai all my bulu-bulu… haiishh

I didn’t want to bring Miki inside At Home because everything is fragile in there, if he breaks anything I cannot pretend like he isn’t mine. He looks too much like me.

So I left him with Azman in the Challenger and God knows what happened there when I was not around. Azman said something about Miki getting super excited at the sight of Hantu Bonceng movie on one of the display TVs but Azman didn’t tell me what Miki was screaming babbling about. My husband was traumatized, he didn’t wanna remember what happened.

Later while we were walking at the other parts of the mall, Miki froze in front of a movie poster at TGV. I said hurry up Miki, but instead of moving his feet, he kept on standing there while giving me a summary of the movie. THAT HE NEVER WATCHES!

I said, “Udah leeee Miki… Jom kita pergi tempat lain, kita cari kedai lain yang ada jual Plant toys (Plants vs Zombie plush toys), OK?”

His eyes turned bright but his face was puzzled, “Nak cari toys Plants? Kenapa? Kenapa kita nak cari toy Plants? Kenapa Mummy, kenapa?”

“Sebab Mummy Miki ni kan baik… Mummy nak beli kat Miki toys la!!!!”

His eyes became even bigger, “Haaaaa….Kenapa? Sekarang ni Hari Raya ke Mummy? Hari Raya ke ni? Sekarang ni Hari Raya ke???”

I looked at him and then I realized there were a couple of ladies walking nearby and they heard the whole conversation and they were giggling.

Miki, in case by the time you read this you don’t have any memories of when you were three, so I am telling you now, that at this age you are extremely manja and it is entirely my fault. I love to buy you stuff, books, clothes, toys, even snacks.

I DID NOT BUY TOYS ONLY ON RAYA, OK? HINGAT MAK KO NI KEDEKUT TAIK IDONG MASIN SANGAT KE BELI TOYS SETAHUN SEKALI JE! JANGAN OVER SANGAT OK!!!

OH…

AND STOP TELLING PEOPLE OUR HOUSE IS BERSEPAH! YOU ARE THE ONE YANG BUAT RUMAH BERSEPAH!!!

Eiii geram aku budak ni..