At three years old, Miki suddenly likes climbing. All these while, when other kiddoes his age was busy climbing on top of all the furniture they can get their hands on, Miki was a little bit scared of heights. Now however, he has turned completely the other way around. Actually I don’t really mind if he wants to climb on the iron door or furniture etc as long as he doesn’t break any of his bones and any of my stuff. Especially ANY OF MY STUFF!
But nope! The boy who just got a feel of Tarzanic adrenaline does more than just climb. He climbs and then jumps on people! You know who those people are! They are Azman and me! Especially ME!
Please! I have always suspected that I have osteoporosis ok? A kid of 16 kilos jumping on my body?! Imagine the baby Kung Fu Panda landing on a pack of Rocky Choco Stick.
After an extensive disciplining process Miki has stop using my tummy as a trampoline but the Tarzan inside of him still exist. His latest tricks include fighting ala Tai Lung from Kung Fu Panda 1 (Oh have I told you that we are forced to watch the movie about 40 times already? After his Daddy torrent-ed it LAST WEEK?) and climbs to the highest point of the couch and then somersaults down onto the carpet.
I explained to him the repercussion of a broken neck – kids will laugh at your cervical collar and call you MIKI TELENG! YOU WANT?? YOU WANT HUH BOY???? YOU WANT???
He didn’t understand neck brace but he got the name calling part very well. Now that he was forbidden to jump on us or dive head first on the carpet. Miki tried to reduce the momentum of his fall by swinging. So once again he would climb on the highest point of the couch, hang on my curtain for support before berguling-guling down onto the floor.
First time, can tahan… Second time, Mummy nasihat… Third time, Mummy scream nasihat lagi… Forth time, my 9 feet langsir hanging on the 12 feet iron rod came tumbling down.
So happy la ko Miki? Now you can strike another item from your things-to-do-before-I-turn-4 list I guess huh? Item no 10- TEARING DOWN THE HOUSE!
Mummy nak pengsan ok!! Nak pengsannnnnn!!
Dah la his mulut is super becok! Yesterday at the park, his Daddy and I waited for him why he was having a jolly good time at the playground. Tired of standing both of sat down on the grass under a tree. Miki stopped on his track on the high platform and shouted to Daddy loudly.
“Hey Daddy! Kenapa Daddy duduk situ? Kat situ takde kerusi! Cuba tengok kat ponggong tu ada tak kerusi?”
Ko ingat ponggong Daddy ko takde deria rasa ke sampai dia tak tahu dia tengah duduk atas apa? *pitam*
But Miki can be soft-spoken too! Guess when… IN FRONT OF A CUTE GIRL! *double pitam* Just now at dinner in the restaurant, there was a little girl about Miki’s age eating with her father. By the time we just ordered, the both of them was already done and about to leave. The girl was staring at Miki too and boy wasn’t she a beauty… Pig tails, straight fringe down to her brows, large eyes and in a pretty floral dress. Miki terus jadi tersipu-sipu OMGGGGG!!!
“Mana Daddy dia Mummy?” Miki whispered to my ear while stealing glances at the girl and tersengih-sengih kerang busuk. Ehhh boleh pulak cakap dengan lemah lembut penuh kesopanan?
“Tu Daddy dia tengah bayar bill..” I replied and Miki still tergedik-gedik remarked “Kenapa Daddy dia tak duduk?”
Eiiiii tak tahan beating around the bush kekdahnya.. Miki was sorry they were going home already right? You want them to stay longer right?Because you berkenan at the girl right??
Haishhh….
Can’t you just stick with me Miki? I am a girl too! LOL
Love you kid
Miki masam baru bangun tidor… 15 May 2011, KLCC
Doesnt he look very much like me?
nasihat utk aku bila dtg melawat miki:
1) pastikan aku duduk sentiasa mengadap miki (utk mengelakkan serang hendap)
2) pastikan nize ada (sbg umpan distraction utk miki)
3) kalau aku ada bawak jajan atau apa apa, sebaik je aku muncul di depan pintu aku akan bgtau jenis jajan itu dan lokasi jajan itu
4) walaupun handphone ku berbunyi, aku akan lari sejauh mungkin dari miki dan baru jawab
5) aku takkan pakai baju atau pakaian bermotifkan alam semulajadi utk mengelakkan daripada miki menganggap aku tumbuhan mahupun haiwan
6) sekiranya semua perkara di atas tidak menjadi, dan tiba-tiba kinrara digemparkan dgn kejadian penculikan budak pompuan umur 3 tahun oleh seorang lelaki comel yg rambut jarang jarang…jgn risau, org itu adalah aku dan aku tak colek budak tu. aku pinjam je sbg pencair hati miki. nanti aku pulangkan balik budak tu setelah keadaan menjadi selamat dan tenang
cutenya miki skrg. lisa pun sama tgk tv scene couple2 mula buat malu2 uishhh mcm nak lempanggg. btw you hair lawa skrg. cun!
eintanz my hair ada split endsssss!!! macam hantu kak limah u knowww!!!
Diyana hang kena kaler rambut hang merah supaya kelihatan seperti Rihanna! Oh na na, what’s my name?