5 (more) Things That Make Me Wanna Vomit Blood

1. Unnecessarily jealous no-brainer.  Some women would get all green eyed of other women in communication with their husbands or boyfriends. By all means they are free to feel that way if their husband looks a teeny weeny bit liek AARON AZIZ!!! Kalau setakat muka jawa toktok gomok katik sekolah takat SRP tak payah jealous la…. Takde sapa nak ponnnn….

2. Stupid warung waiter/waitresses. I am sitting at this end of the table.. Why on earth do you have to serve food and drinks on the other end laaa??? Why? Why? Why?? Where do you keep your common sense? Celah ketiak is it? Ayoo.. very hangit ok!

3. Dementia drivers. Hello! If you have only Touch & Go card, how do you think you can go through the Smart Tag lane? Cannot bro! Cannot! The technology is not there yet. Then you have to reverse your car and do you know that queue behind you is all the way to Sg Bulohl… FROM SUNWAY TOLL!! Tampar kang nak?!

4. Mainland China mentality. Materialistic and kiasu wtf. What are these people thinking? Faking eggs using chemicals when they know they could kill people? This is Malaysia la.. this is not China! We don’t feed other poison just so we can buy Lolek watch and Fellali car.. ppfttt

5. Ignorant parents. I perfectly understand that junk food is served at kids’ birthday parties but junk food can come in three main types ie a) sugar laden type. b) no nutritional value type and c) sugar laden no nutritional value MADE IN CHINA type.

Please stop feeding your kids (AND MINE MOST IMPORTANTLY) type c because (read no. 4). Please bake your own cookies and make your own jellies to serve at these parties. Most parents like me would immediately die of choking when they see their kids eating what looks like OREO only spelled OBEO despite the identical blue color plastic wrapper. Kalau tak nak bake jugak, let me know beforehand. I am happy to sponsor Chipsmore and Ribena for your kids’ party.

Haishhh..

Author: Diyana

9 thoughts on “5 (more) Things That Make Me Wanna Vomit Blood

  1. tiada yg lebih keji daripada mereka yang menyajikan boreo dan juge coco crunch yg dibeli kat pasar malam timbang kati. kalau tak mampu beli yg ori, jangan le beli yg fake..bende makan tu. tak sayang anak ke.. haishhhh…aku pulak yg emo nih

  2. Bani…
    hang ada Zaq mesti paham kan? Beli jelah biskut and wafer yang biasa2 kita jumpa kat supermarket tu… ni pasar malam gelap mana tah dia jumpa makanan ringan tulis Cina… satu perkataan english pun takde… dah tau2 orang dari mainland China ni bukan peduli dia bg makan racun tikus kat customer dia ke apa.. ni yg melayu KL pulak duk pi beli bagi budak2.. budak kecik cam miki mana tahu.. dia makan je semua… stress!

  3. kalu aku yg singel dan chumel ini tidak sanggup melihat anak penakan aku diracuni, mengapakah ramai ibu bapa yg lain sanggup meracuni anak mereka? kalau le biskut dan makanan yg ori itu mahal, bagi je le makan cekodok. lagi sihat dan sedap… mengapekah mereka itu tergamak melakukan begitew. mengape, mengape, mengape?

  4. best candid entry in a long time! =D by the way, aaron aziz is jawa totok, cuma tak gomok saja dan kebetulan tak katik….

  5. oh so agree w the junk food thing.
    tapi kalau nak cakap kat parents tu kang dia ingat kita berlagak pulak…
    nanti dia cakap… “alah anak aku makan tak ada apa-apa pun…”

  6. Agree! especially No.1 ! women yang suke jelaous melampau, padahal laki dia yang tgk kite, ko hempok laki ko la, kan kan. “Kalau setakat muka jawa toktok gomok katik sekolah takat SRP tak payah jealous la” <– betul, laki aku lagi best zahir dan batin. sekian.

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