Yo Gabba Gabba

Aku rasa mmg elok aku pergi kerja sebab kalau duk umah ni lama2 mmg aku boleh jadi giler.

Miki (read : we) was watching Yo Gabba Gabba on DVD. Miki has memorized the entire story. If you know this show, at the beginning this unspeakable creature man called DJ Lance Rock will be entering the scene carrying an over sized boom box that could be opened and contained miniatures of the other characters of the show.

Whenever Miki hears the theme music of Yo Gabba Gabba, he will proceed carrying his own imaginary boom box, puts it on an imaginary table, open it and imaginarily arrange the miniatures on his absurd imaginary Yo Gabba Gabba environment.

Miki is very funny and cute. DJ Lance Rock is very funny and orange.

Sedikit horror kan?

Anyway, while Miki was busy following all the dance steps in the show Azman told me that DJ Lance Rock has died, beaten up in the streets.

I was very startled and almost sad because Miki adored the show, if the main actor died, they’d better find a replacement that is as just as absurd and orange.

“Ye ke?” I said almost is disbelieve.

Azman hold his chuckles for a while and then laughed out loud at the naive me, for actually buying his crappy spontaneous lie!

Eii hampehnyaaa… aku ingat bebetol mati ok!

“Don’t you just wanna beat him up?” My husband said in fury! He was eating rice or else I bet he would have curled his hand into a fist and swing it in the air.

“One day this guy is just gonna walk down the street and hit by a mob and die!!” I see evil in his eyes as he said it.

Dude! I understand DJ Lance is orange and black in the middle. And sometimes when the camera zooms out we dont know if he was crying or grinning because all we see is white at the mouth. And that he wears orange jumpsuit so tight he almost look like a ballerina. And he laughs so fakingly I myself feel like vomiting blood!

But please darling, dont hate the jumpsuit. Your friends working at offshores rigs (read : Olet) wears it obnoxiously too. You never wanted them harmed right?

All I could do was sigh. It used to be Handy Manny and now Yo Gabba Gabba. It’s the cartoons…. they can do to things to ya brain…. beware new parents… beware…

Chantekk!