My favourite thing to do when I don’t bloghop

Sometimes I feel like going through my website statistic can be more fun than blog hopping itself. I love it the most when I check out the day’s keyword searches that people make and got them landed in my blog.

They are super hilarious! Once I even responded to one of the keyword result because I pity the Searcher for not finding what she/he was looking for. That person was looking for “Kisah Kentut Yang Seram”, thus I wrote this. I hope the next time she/he googles that keyword again,  I kinda fulfill her/his need for a Ghost’s Fart.

Today I browse through my statistics again. No not that statistic. My waist is 26in now.  My butt still 16in, you happy? You happy?

Anyway, I found these among the others:

You would not believe that how many people have landed on my blog looking for Space Cop Gaban theme song translation. I don’t know what do they need it for? A school’s choir? Do they love that crappy huge monster vs super hero show so much that they must know meaning of the lyrics? Are they memorizing it now? By heart? Singing the song while menghayati liriknya dan menggoyang-goyangkan kepala?

Goshh.. aku ingat aku sorang je hafal lagu Doremon sambil menari. Gaban pun ada rupanya.

But highlight of today’s search engine keyword is “MEROYAN DI BANGKOK”.

This one is such a spot on! You have landed on the correct website. Yes, there are stories about a meroyan woman in Bangkok. And she is me. In fact, I don’t only meroyan in Bangkok, I meroyan everywhere!! Weeee~~~~

When I was in Bangkok, I meroyan for several reasons. One, I was hungry. There was pigs everywhere! I don’t eat pigs. Pigs have short legs. Gross. I don’t mind the nose, mine are not very nice also. BANI, YOU SHUT UP!!

Secondly, Azman. He had separated me from my invisible companion since birth, the one that started to become very clear when I was in kindergarten, the one that whispered in my ears with much persuasion… “Buy that pencil sharpener…… it has mirror on its back… it is lovely… you want to have that!” when I was 6 and “Buy that bottle of facial toner… you need that… you have dirty face… buy it… just buy it… Don’t look at the price….” when I was 21, last week.

Damn, I wish I could go to Bangkok again. There was so much junks stuff that I wanna buy but Azman refused to let me.

“Berat la! Aku yang kena bawak, Diyana main tunjuk je!!” he said. Didn’t he know I married him because of his strong arms and broad shoulders? Sexiness is a must! That is important, although not as important as ability to carry my shopping bags but very much important, Ok?

Thirdly, I meroyan at the shemales. They have super nice body weeiiii… And skin too. But they use facial toners whattaheck. Man, you would never believe those boobies. Tsk tsk tsk.

Speaking of boobies, I shall end this entry with a question. Is it true that one of the criterias of a being a Hot Momma is menayang boobies di merata-rata tempat? *pengsan* Siapa boleh jawap dapat hadiah tonel sebotol, cepat! cepat!

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