Street Fighters a week before Raya…

Bang, this year we are going back Raya in my kampong ok?

Are you kidding?! It is my kampong this year and next year too!

Didn’t I tell you not to skip sahur? Look at you now, your blood lack sugar and your brain cells that can actually work are not more than the strands of hair of your janggut! Can’t you remember we have been to your kampung last year! And for raya haji! And Deepavali? What else do you want?

Shut up! You talk too much! You PotPetPotPet Woman!!!

Don’t you PotPetPotPet me!!! You take that back!

PotpetPOTPETTTTTTT!!

Aaaggghh! Don’t make me practice my Street Fighter moves, husband!

Whatever! You PotPetPotPEEETTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Oh yeah??? Take this!!! Haiiyaaaaaaahhh…….

tumbukan padu maut

Hentakan Gegaran Alam Tak Berbayang (Peringkat Ketujuh)

isteri yang garang
Tumbukan Mentadak-Mentadu Mabuk Todi (Peringkat Six Sigma)

keganasan rumah tangga
Serangan Maut Membujur Lalu Melintang Patah ( Tahap Dewa- Dewi)

Note – The above Kungfu cum Silat moves were forced in 0.05 seconds. They were so fast and deadly special US military hi-tech camera was used to capture these photos. This couple celebrated Hari Raya at the husband’s kampung.

Moral of the story – Jadilah isteri yang mithali.

More note – this post is only a work of fiction original by diyananazman. No man is hurt prior to this year Raya. We never fight over that, we only fight over the remote. Photos taken at Tanjung Asam Beach, Penang by Shanaz.

 

Author: Diyana

23 thoughts on “Street Fighters a week before Raya…

  1. Den hang tercabar dgn kechachaotzan aku kan? Hang mai la balik msia, boleh kita cacatotak bersama2.haha
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    Bani,hang suka tangkap gambaq syahdu2 ja awat? Baik hang tangkap gambaq lompat kataq lagi fun siyall..haha

  2. kahkahkah very the funny one okehhh. brape kali lompat daaa dpt gambar cun camni. gaya dragon ball Z pun ada ;P

  3. Uuuuu..uuu..aksi-aksi ini sungguh hebat sekali!..adalah sungguh mengagumkan bagaimanakah ia diambil..?! aku suspect cimiki tangkap gambaq ni.. =P kepeh kepeh

  4. eiiiii…bengongnye korang berdua ni!!!

    But I love the second photo! tu paling canggih!! gaya street fighter habis! hehehehhe…

  5. Salam to everyone!! Thanks and Selamat Hari Raya!!

    Lana & Mel, We jumped 4 times for this Street Fighter act, one rejected because Azman was grinning!! Like what the hell laaa kan??? aku tengah belasah ko yg ko sengih2 tu pehal?? eeeiii mmg fail la laki aku nak masuk Anak Wayang ke Drama Sebabak ke hapa… Other than that, I jumped 10 more times with Shanaz and my nephews… The photos are awesome too I will upload them later.
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    Mommy to chumsy, this is lakonan semata-mata.. hahahah we never fight about balik kampung because both our kampungs are very near to each other. i only beat my husband when he doesnt wanna wipe the baby’s poopie bum-bum.. other than that we just scream. hahahahaa
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    hawa, bengong??? ehhh mak takkkk…… hahahahaha
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    eliz, thanks for visiting my blog. nanti i will add your link thanks
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    adliana, thanks for visiting my blog!!! :))) yeah we are kinda crazy sikit-sikit je laaa hahahaa
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    yas, aah mmg shanu yg tangkap gamba tu.. hehe

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