Today I think I want to write about someone else lor.. Usually I write about my family only maa… today I write about Nize la.. He is our friend from a long long time one. He is very good at taking pictures, you know. First he spends 5 minutes adjusting his hands around the camera. Then he positions his finger on the button that takes about another 3 and a half minute. Then only he aims the camera at us to get the best angle. By the time he is ready to snap the photo aaa, my ketiak all sweat already you know!!! Aiyahh.. so slow one aa this fella…
Even after we all get so tired of smiling aa, you think he takes our photo already aa?? Notchet aaa… His finger shake shake shake like he got malaria like that… Then finally he snaps the photo la… And when you look at it aa… you will wonder if the photographer either blind or retarded. Like this lor…
When I look at my photo aa.. my heart all koyak already.. I don’t know if I shoud go die or I go die and bring him with me… crazy one aa this guy.. wasting the space on my memory card only..
But nevermind la.. Azman and I very good people one… We never keep grudges one… When we take his photo aa… We always take them nicely.. Like these photos lor… Nice or not?
This Nize aa.. even though he is very slow aa.. he is very kind one… if you ask help from him aa.. anytime will help definately.. but in SLOW MOTION la.. have to bear with him a bit lor, he was born slow worr what to do?
If you girls out there want to get to know him aa… please feel free to leave a message… dunno when he will answer (because he is slow maa?) but he will try his best to get back and pikat you lor… One more thing aaa… please disregard his bones that are jotting out from his body okay? Never mind a lot of tulang one, as long as hati baik maaa???
Hahahaha.. ya ampuns Nize, jangan marah nanti cepat tua!
*lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
this mamat aaaa, i tell u aaa…very d slow one. one time aa u see, i oledy order fud long after this mamat ordered his food but i still finish eating first. i tell u aaa, i eat with full tomma’ninah and istiqamah everything, but still he finish after my future wife give birth.
another stoli i tell u aaa diyana. at least your ketiak got basah after waiting for so long for him to take yor pic. me aaaa…i told him to take my picture, and he did instantly aaaa…but yu know what aaa..he took it but never see whether the angle is right or the quality of the picture is brilliant. haiyooo…manyak sakit ati wooo
another thing another stori one i tell u girls out there aaa. if u wan to sms him or email him, u can aaaa…but don waste ur time la. u better send it to me, unless Iza tell u it’s ok to tackle him
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*** berlari laju bak jaguar di Africa bersama-sama Bani menyelamat kan diri… run for your lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
why la nize still no komen here? so selow wan aaaa….
(larrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiii sekali lagi!)
…lepaskan akuuuuUUuuuu!! tidaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkk…kenape aku..kenape aku?!!.. =P kepeh kepeh kepeh
**diyana kena bagi royalti…kalo tak, cimiki akan ku ajar cakap “mummy potpetpotpet…”
choiiii..y the pix like tat one aa? nize u better go & check wats wrong wif ur hand lorrr..scared maybe u hv the same “shaking” like haziq af!
i will never ever hire nize as my wedding photographer, that’s for sure diyana! and i bet miki will never too! and bani u too dun u ever2 terai wooo!
eh..but he swim like tat so sexy one aaa? sup tulang manyak sedap dr daging!!!
(aiyahh soli wa manyak sohai la ptg2 hali !!)
Hmmm….
Hahahhaha…diyana ni…ada ada ajelah…that boy Nize ahhh…you must ask him to drink…Weight Gain ah…if not nobody will notice him behind the TNB poles…heheheh
Kak Anie, muahahahahahahaaaa!!! sukanya hatiku ini pabila Kak Anie menyokong diriku!! weeeheheheheheh… mmg nize kalau nyorok belakang chopstick pun tak boleh jumpa dia… ahahahah
Ooo..kak anie, itu sebahagian dari trick magic utk cimiki..kejap ada..kejap nyorok belakang chopstick..!! hak hak hak.. =P kepeh kepeh
errr..diyana aaa..y my kumen yesterday never appear here one aa? u sabotaj me aaa?
neber mine one.. i can kumen again..tis taim around u better make sure my kumen doesn’t disappear aaa..
i said yesterday, (err..i wrote one aaa..i type? hantam saja la..) y la nize ur hand shake2 like tat? u shud go & check see if sumthing wrong with ur hand one..scared aaa u hv the same shake2 like haziq af looo..!
one thing for sure one aaa..i will never ever2 hire nize as my wedding photographer laaaa..aiyaa mati lor later my wedding photos all shake2!
bani u oso dun u ever2 terai one aaa!
eh btw, tis nize aa when he swim like tat one aa quite sexy wooo? i mean sup tulang is so much better than daging kurma right? wakakakkakakaka!
forgive me aaa for tis hamsap kumen..;p
Sal, a lot of readers complaint to me about their missing comments. I do not know what happened. They are not in the spam box also. Of course I did not delete them so pls try to drop the comments again okay???
Thanks Sal!! 🙂
heheh like tat one aa? okeh neber mind i terai again..i think i know y la..maybe bcoz of certain words i use..or maybe bcoz its too long ka?
aiyahh nize y so hard to kutuk you one? hahahhaha! i said yesterday & today (errr..i wrote..i type? hantam saja la..) nize u shud check y ur hand shake2 like tat one..scared maybe u hv the same shake2 like haziq af loo!
one thing for sure, i will never ever2 hire nize as my wedding photographer! later all my wedding photos shake2..(err..that pix of diyana & bani one time looks funny, but sumtimes scary u know! hikhik)
btw, tis nize when he swims like tat so sexy one! i mean sup tulang is so much better than daging kurma right? hahhahaaha!
HOT NEWS! SAL THINKS NIZE IS SEXY!!
eh kluar pulak! hah hah d, maner yg terpost byk kali tu ko delete la ek..nt org ingt aku gler glam plak (walao pon mmg! hak hak)
owhh..owhh..statement brani mati ittew telah mengantoikn diriku! kekeke!
tulang Nize meremindkan aku pada congkak dalam movie Jangan Pandang Belakang Congkak. Tapi Nize hensem dari bani…hahah
HOT NEWS!
MEL THINKS NIZE IS MORE HANDSOME THAN BANI!
syabas diyana, gambar underwater itew sangatlah menakjubkan. i want that camera!!!
gambar bani menyolam takder ke?
Eintanz, terima kasih! gamba Bani menyolam amat mengerikan uolls!! nanti Miki bukak blog trauma seumur hidup pulak…
ha ha ha..tima kasih semua!! itu lah hakikatnye..saya memang hensem dari bani..mahupun Brad Pitt..dan apatah lagi Tom Cruise..!! =P ha ha ha..saya musti pilihhhh..!!
haiyaaaaa…you ols aaaa…like my uncle said aaaa…read with your eyes wide open. u see aaa…at certain angle, nize sometimes look more handsome than me. but you ols try la look at every angle, for sure one i look more handsome than nize. i dont have any tulang temulang terbonjol here and there. because all my tulang oledi comfortably covered by my thick layer of meat (not lemak aaaa-i will haunt you ols if u said lemak)
if this world got at least 2 million of people like nize aaaa. for sure, nikon, canon, sony etc cannot sell their cameras for sure you see….
if you ols wanna see me underwater aaaa…make sure u don’t take any meals before hahahahahaha
So far ada 2 conclusion yg diyana dah dapat:
1. Nize adalah seksi di dalam ayaq
2. NIZE LAGI HENSEM DR BANI
Tapi it doesnt hide the fact that nize bersengkongkol dgn bani merapu tu bagi hangpa dorang kebuloq kan??? (aku tgh nak membatu api)
as or the pics above, kalau aku yg amik gambaq laguni mesti bani dah kutuk2 aku kata ada gempa bumi…
adakah nize cuba mensabotaj??? hahaha
emm emm..tima kasih la farah kerana mengiktiraf kehenseman aku..! kira komen yang lain tu aku buat tak nampak la..ha ha ha ha..=P kepeh kepeh kepeh
kalau nize spesis ikan, aku rasa para nelayan pasti tidak mempunyai masalah utk menjadikannya ikan kering ngeh ngeh ngeh
bani takut menyelam..dia takut lemas..macamana nak tangkap gamba dia???
eintanz,
apasal nak syabas diyana plak??? aku yg tere ni yg tangkap gamba!!..cepat..ucap syabas kat aku ni…cepat cepat…
Eintanz, sebenarnya Bani tanak masuk pool masa tu sebab malu nak bukak baju nanti nampak lelemak dan kekurap dia.. kat tepi pool tu ada awek-awek cumil tengah ushar2 Miki tapi Bani yang control cun.. podahhh
lelemak itu adalah benar, manakala kurap itu adalah da’yah semata mata. aku di sini tidak takut lemas di dalam air. aku hanya takut lemas oleh arus modenisasi malaysia
agaknyalah kan Bani tak boleh selam becos:
1. lelemak dia mengapungkan badan
2. dia tak sehensem Nize
3. badan dia tak muat dalam frame kamera
NIZE IS LAGI HENSEM DARI BANI!!!!
mel..yu aaaaa…i tell yu aaaaa…wait la u….hiyakkkkkkk dissshhhhhh!
fyi, my lemak is water soluble aaaaa. ok la…i have to admit, i’m not handsome as nize, but i’m gorgeous, hot and equally handsome as sean puffy combs. wassap yols! daddy in da house!!!
haiya kelayzee people all of yewwww
🙂
apa wassup wassup? mende Sean Puffy Combs? macam puffer fish adalah…tak tak apa tu puffer fish? ikan buntals!!!
what u wanna tell me? what? what? tell lah….i never listen to u wan…i tell my friend the inspector to sumbat u in the lokap….!!!
HOT NEWS!
BANI BANYAK LELEMAK MACAM IKAN BUNTAL!
at first i saw the 3D pix nmpk mcm menakutkan..ishishish
wahh….your post is veli funny. is your friend still your friend after you posted about him ah?
mommy to chumsy, he does not have any choice. we are the only friends he has.
……………………………………..run for your life………………….
nize,… biar lambat asal selamat wokey?! 😛 dee ok apa gambaq tuh.. mcm ala ala artistic larr..
btw… kepada smua orang orang kampung.. aku nak promote blog baru.. my friend is a mat saleh from australia.. he lived in malaysia for 2.5 yrs but now dah balik australia.. while he was staying here.. he picked up both written and spoken malay on his own initiative (his gf helped also lar). so now in order to not lose touch with the language..he started a blog ..IN BAHASA MELAYU!!! boleh imagine..mat saleh blogging in malay? hahah..anyways check it out larr..n tolong dia improve bm dia skali..
http://batu.ryanalbrey.com
ahahaha..tima kasih semua kerana memuji & bagi sokongan padu!! i lap uols… =P kepeh kepeh kepeh
Yes…i lap u Nize….but i lovest my hubby the most!!! hahaha
Puffer fish senyap jek…hahaha!
tak terluah dengan kata2..ha ha ha ha itu saja yang mampu kuar!
hi Diyana… i lurve to read ur blog.. so entertaining okeh…. btw bleh I tau, kamera apa yg u guna utk gambar underwater tu?? coz m going to pulau perhentian next month, so nk amik gambar cantik2 time snorkeling… ehehe.. btw i add u in my blog k… tq
iryani,
ya ampun!!! takperasan komen you sebab page blkg!!! sorry and thanks for visiting this blog…
camera tu cap Olympus. tapi anti shock dan waterproof. cuba la cari kat kedai…
enjoy your holidays!!