Here is something very amusing to share. I laughed so hard that my gums are numb and my zits pop by themselves. I found a comment by Puan Drama Mama written especially about me.
My first reaction upon reading the first line on the comment was to search my entire collections of memories inside my brain, outside my brain and along my intestines; HAVE I EVER STOLEN HER BOYFRIEND? OR KILLED HER CAT?Well I honestly have never stolen anybody’s boyfriend or killed any animal at all. Period. Oh Ok! Ok! The kitty with the hairdryer was an accident okay? Now will you just forget about it already?
Then why is this woman so freaking mad at me? She reeks personal vandetta from every pores.
So outraged she is, she needs to call me kampong BY THE WAY I LOOK! Wow, I never knew button noses can be kampong? I thought they are just well, JAWA. Anyway, I really cannot argue on the accusation because I am indeed kampong and VERY PROUD OF IT. But the absolutely hilarious irony about it is the fact that I am from a very kampong little town in Bayan Lepas and she is, ladies and gentlemen…. Not from Hartamas, not from Bangsar, not Mont Kiara, not even Minden Heights but……
SUNGAI ARA, PENANG. That is exactly, like Botswana calling Uganda kampung and Kalimantan Tengah calling Timor Timur kampung.
Hahahahha! Hahahahaha!
I laughed so hard tears flowed down my kampong cheeks, trickled down my kampong chin and wet the kampung t-shirt I was wearing. I bought that T-shirt from QueensBay Mall, Penang. I am sure Puan Drama Mama shops there too. Hahahah! Hahaha!
I have not felt my funny bones tickled this way for so long. This is so damn funny. So I continue to read the comment and well! well! well! Looks like people have mistaken me for Rihanna again. ( Go ahead and vomit blood , haha!) Dude! Never in my life have I ever own an LV bag! Hahahha… I AM NOT A BAGWHORE okay? Whatever I wrote about bags in this blog is intentional sarcasm. haha!
So I laugh again so hard this time not only my zits pop on their own, my bushy eyebrows also shed down on by themselves. Hahahaha! This is so funny. What does my bag got to do with anything?
But as I move on the next para I feel scared. So scared, I was trembling, my teeth rattle, my knees bang against each other making gong-like noise so loud it reminds me of the sound of lightning and thunder. Thunder that will be sent by God to strike me dead as requested by Puan Drama Mama as a punishment to me, the BAD BAD MOTHER. THE TERRIBLE MOM THAT DOES NOT BELIEVE IN BABYWEARING TODDLER. See here.
I have an opinion and because of an opinion I have sinned and Puan Drama Mama thinks that God must punish an opinionated mother.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the mentality of a Babywearing Extremist Mother :-
When I showed Azman the comment he was so sentapz! Hahaha! Not because of the ridiculous name-calling-bag-judging behavior of Puan Drama Mama but how could Puan Drama Mama left him OUT in the comment?
Tak aci taww! She covered my looks, my origin, my bag, she also included my little boy. Ya ampunnz… Kenapa tak komen laki aku sekali? Ini tidak adil! Apek jiran sebelah rumah aku tak komen ke? Merajuk dia nanti…! hhahaha
Calling another child buas or extremely naughty takes a lot of guts to do. Most parents are usually afraid to diss other children due to the mysterious existence of karma. Bukan kurma ye? Karma. Heheheheh!
I think Puan Drama Mama and some other mothers are uneasy with the fact that my opinion on babywearing toddler differs than theirs. I have been accused of condemning babywearing moms etc. Not that I care about what people think the same way they should not care about an insignificant kampong mom like me thinks, lonely in the blogosphere not belonging to any community or forum.
But when a babywearing mom starts to write hateful personal comment with so much shallow remarks like this, mengumpating me in blogs and forums, it not only reflects her true mentality but make her even worse than me, the bad bad mother in the first place.
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Diyana, hang sangat kampung that you write and speak impeccable English. Ask that ho to top that.
d, this is my VERY FIRST TIME commenting here, that u should get me one ‘slingy baby thingy’ for my (god knows when) baby.
and damn girl… better control ur laughter! i can see that all joints on ur body start to go longgar already!
but i have to admit that that way of commenting is something u normally get from those of what me and my friends label as ‘akak2 kiah’ or as tompel gelarkan ‘ahli mesyuarat tingkap’.
great to know that u had a good laugh 🙂
p/s: on 4 fingers pointing back to you, bukan ke kalau u point out ur index finger, the remaining fingers will be folded and not pointing anywhere? the only way for all the 4 fingers to point back at u is by doing it like akakz akakz diva do, but even that will give u quite a hell!
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Asroll,
Hang telah salah faham. Aku takmau fight. Aku cuma nak cerita yang kalau nak kutuk aku kat komen box orang, sila komen di blog RedMummy atau 5xMOm atau CheDet. Baru aku glemer sikit.
ko ade LV bag??? wahhhh… x ckp ngan aku pon!!!!! ni mesti Azman ganti bag braun buffel yg mat rempit curik dulu kan??? upgrade la beb… patut la makcik tu jeles….. aku pun jeles nih!!!! tahap gaban!!!!! lagipun aku jeles jugak tgk baju2 miki…. sume branded2….guess la, osh kosh la, replay la, gucci la, prada, nike la, adidas la, coach la… anak aku pakai zara je….. nasib baik aku xda blog…. kalu x, mesti aku pun kutuk ko gak mcm makcik tu… sbb nk melepaskan kejelesan aku nih!
Kay!!! I didn’t know you read my blog? Thank God I didn’t “akak-kiahed” you here! haha. Just kidding. Oh you know me, sticks and stone may break my bones.. but ahli mesyuarat tingkap will only make me laugh.. hahaha. thanks darl…
WELL SAID DIYANA!
Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiirah ada ati panggil orang kampung yang hang tu tak kampong ka?? Ngeh ngeh! If being ‘bandar’ means having a mentality like a toad, I’d rather be called kampong.
It’s ok to comment about your entry, but to comment about child is another.
Meroyan la tu. Tula ikat babywear tu ketat ketat sgt kan angin dah masuk kapla.
I believe Drama Mama do not represent the babywearing community. Still, it’s a shame.
Peace out y’all
Punggah
wahai diyana yg kekampungan. aku rasa, org yg tak abis SRP dan PMR pun kalau baca la posting hang yg lama takkan sentap sbb dengan jelas dan nyata hang tak kutuk sapa-sapa pun. hang cuma kutuk org yg pegi mengspamkan mailbox hang dengan iklan dan promo babywearing yg pernah weared by miki eh silap worn by miki.
pastu hang cuma memberitau alasan yg aku fikir logik bila dan ketika mana tak perlu membabywearing ni. kalau la ada org yg sanggup guna babywearing ni setiap masa, silakanlah berbuat demikian. kerana hang tak pernah kutuk pun org yg nak berbabywearing nih dlm write up hang itu dan hang cuma citer pasal kenapa hang tak sanggup.
mungkin drama mama just being another drama queen gak. dia baca sepintas lalu dan tak pasal pasal sentaps dan terasa. dia sepatutnya membaca dengan teliti dan memahami isi kandungan sesuatu penulisan itu dengan rasionalnya. tapi kalau dia berfikiran rasional, dah tentu la dia tak leh jadi drama mama karnnn…
tapi la kan..kalau nak jadi drama queen ke king ker, sekurang kurangnya biarlah menggunakan otak bukan perasaan. baru la ada kelas. bila dah tersentap abis perihal kutuk mengutuk keluar.
dan kalau kutukan kita tu berasas, takpe la jugak. ni kalau kutukan kita tu mcm org yg takde akal fikiran dan emo terlebih, sape yg malu..diri sendiri gak yg malu dan sape sape yg termakan kata org yg emo tak menggunakan akal ni pun sama gak ting tong.
aku mmg le tak berapa pandai, hanya mampu berangan beli wallet LV jer…tapi bila dah drama mama tu sentap, dia pun menulis dan diyana pun tentulah muntah darah sbb sentuh peribadi diri dia dan keluarga dia.
apa ni wei, nak kutuk, kutukla si penulis tak payah la kutuk sampai ke anak dia. budak tu tak berdosa. si pengutuk yg berdosa (moga tuhan membalas kalau tak minta maaf). lagipun rasanya, diyana tak mentioned pun specific individual dalam write up dia tu. so apehal nak terasa plak kan..
so sapa yg makan cili, tentu la rasa pedas. sapa yg tiba tiba rasa pedas walaupun tak makan cili tentu la ada yg dengki letakkan cili dalam makanan kita tanpa kita sedar. pendek kata, jgn le emo terlebih. dan setiap perkara tu paham le betul betul……akai ada, otak ada guna la!
Drama Mama vs Drama Queen?
huhu..perang dah bermula..
Hi D,
I read the earlier entry. Wow! Such a fuss! Reminds me of my empty angpau entry. wakakakakaka
Well people always have their own opinion and when they misinterpret it is worse. uhuhuhuhu
excuse me, i am RETIRED drama queen…
i am retired police officer and now i’m JAGA
alamak!! aku komfem kampong!! aku ingat baby wearing tu pakaian baby!!!!! ya ampunnnnnnnn……….. ghopenye, baby wearing tu yg ikat2 baby ka??? aww… oleh itu, sial abaikan komen ku di atas…..
Den, semoga tuhan membalas perangai ko yang komen tanpa memahani maksud sebenar.
Den – ala babywear tu ala ala maid indon dok kendong anak pakai kain batik tu la. Kira kau lagi kampong dari maid indon tu lah hihihihihihihihi! Ya ampunz jgn berang gittew mak tak rela awwww!
momma..aku setuju dengan kau..makcik2 kiah ni mmg meroyan tahap gaban..
bani..panjang betul komen ko..betul tu..baca la betul2..maksud aku baca dan paham..ni baca tak paham memang la meroyan..
pas2 ada ke anak orang nak kutuk cakap buas ke apa..anak kau tu bagus sgt ke..sian miki pun terlibat..
diyana yang kampung..semuga tuhan membalas perbuatan kau ini..(aku gelak guling2)…
Kak Iena, yes, they make such a big fuss out of it. I dont know why they care so much about what I think. I am just one person againts so many babywearers. they need to chill out…
aku tak paham la …diyana pun sering kata miki buas la, nakal la. tapi dgn aku baik je…diyana saja nak sabotaj anak dia
kesiannya org tu kan…..i so pity her
p/s – obviously dia tak paham citer bag u pun. kesiannnn….
pp/s – pasal kutuk anak, akak takleh terima….tuhan saja la balas bagi mulut dia terjuih sambil air liur terkeluar selama setahun tak berenti..kesiannnn
beb for those people yang tak pernah try. baby wearing is not for everyone. but if it doesn’t work for you it doesn’t mean that it won’t work for someone else.
heck i carrywear my little girl when she was younger but now more often than not its the stroller.
once she can walk than its another story la.
penat wooh.
baby wearing is one. breastfeeding also a lot of extremists!!!
hahaha aku rasa yang paling best dalam komen itu ialah sungai ara memanggil teluk kumbaq kampung! tapi aku tolong emo untuk pihak hang sbb dia kutuk miki..
panjang giler bani komen..macam blog dia plk..hahahha
anis ni jeles la tu tak leh komen panjang mcm aku la tu…
oh tidak!!!!!! MOMMA said aku lagi kampong dari minah indon…. oh no!!!!!!! aku janji akan improvekan vocab aku on baby terms ni….. sian anak aku…mesti dia malu!!!
err… tp, mak bapak aku indon… aku x malu pun??? mcm mn ni???
Momma, who are you? You are so funny!! hahaha.
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Ina, semoga Tuhan membalas perbuatan ko yg suka gelak guling2…
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Eintanz, i tak sangka orang amik serious semua benda termasuk kisah berenti blog kerana bag. kan i dah kata I hanya berenti blog kerana Hermes bag!!!! pasal miki tu pun kelakar dan takde kena mengena langsung dengan post I pasal babywearing in the first place.
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Acat, you lelaki pun mengaku berat. i cuma cakap i tak paham kenapa orang vakum rumah nak babywear anak, bawak pi taman pun nak babywear anak… i tak penah kata anak sapa2 buas…
den, aku tau hang bangga dgn mak dan pak hang. aku pun sanggup jadi anak angkat pak dan mak hang. hang memang tak malu akan mak dan pak hang, tapi mak ngan pak hang kalau depa dapat tau prangai sebenar hang yg gila ni, mesti diaorg malu nak ngaku hang anak depa ngeh ngeh ngeh
Den – Ngeh ngeh Mia amacam? Alahi rindu la ngan si kecik tu. Tulah mak ngan bapak kau Indon pun kau tak heran kan? kan? kan? Ini baru ‘babywered’ (hahahah!) dah kecoh nyah mak tak sker. Very ‘old-cultural’. Ya ampunnnz molot longkang aku nyah babapz gittew
Doreen, despite not being a Mom you know em too well… they are called the breastfeeding Nazis… 🙂
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Rina, lawak kan Sg Ara?? Aku tak emo pasal kata Miki buas sebab dia tak kenal aku mahupun Miki dia meroyan sorang2 tanpa sebab. Lagi satu budak yg nakal adalah bijak budak yg diam sopan tak tentu hala tah-tah autism. aku syukur anak aku active.
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Den, ko jawa timur nak kata aku kampung??? dah tetua pun tatau babywearing lagi… buat malu dinding pantry saja…
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Anis, Bani mmg keji..
cet ko bani!!!!
diyana… adik aku ada beg Hermes dia x pakai… mak mertua dia belikan hadiah beranak!!! ko nak kaa??? cun woo…. tp aku pun x blh pakai la…. sbb dlm dia kulit SWINE!!!! mak mertua dia x perasan… mahal giler tu… kalu ko sanggup nak samak tangan every time lepas pakai beg tu.. ko mintak la kat ririn!!
Momma, kelas molot longkang ko nyah… pengsan Den baca komen terus balik Indon kekdahnya… ahaha
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bani, mmg makpak Dina kalau tahu dia taktau apa itu babywearing harus tangkap nangis penuh kesyahduan..
ako rase ini bukan masalah diyana atau drama mama tapi ini masalah pompuan secara semulajadinya. Pompuan ske membincangkan bende remeh2 yang tak masok akal. walaupon kes ni diyana tak salah tapi ako nak stress out yang pompuan2 tolonglah jangan bincang bende tak berfaedah
bincanglah pasal kumbang bertelur ke
unta berbonggol dua ke
Gile seksis komen ako
haha..
Laki jangan masok campor urusan karut2 pompuan. Diorang mmg mengarot( diana sorang je tak karot pasal die lawak)
OMG!!! does she realize dia memalukan diri sendiri? O.B.V.I.O.U.S.L.Y. she doesnt understand english or english dia tak sehebat u..!
thats y disalah interpret. tu yg ingat ade bag LV and u anti-babywearing.. pdhal u urself pon babywearing…
ampunkan je la org camtu…..
dah takle nak tolong tang mana dah! hahaha.. malu siot!
i need to see a picture of babywearing please 😛
Hi Ken, photos of my husband babywearing our son here
Entry about you being a sicko oso got… here
Fatin, ala tak malu sangat sebab dia tulis kat blog tah sapa2 tah… alang2 nak ngutuk orang pergi la kat tempat page rank tinggi sikit, hehe.. boleh I menumpang glemer.hehe. itulah all these moms think i comment not from experience. of course I have experience! ehehhe
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Rahsie, walaupun ko ala-ala nak mengampu kata aku tak bersalah tapi aku tetap nak cili molot ko tu.. rehehehehheehehehe… sesuka-suki ko jer kata orang pompuan suka cakap menda tak masuk akal… aku babyweared (sic) kan ko nanti baru ko tahu..
oo ko rahsie sebab takut kena pangkah ye?
siap ko kena pangkah dengan bani nanti… Bani……!! hehehehee
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i have to agree with you. i can’t stop laughing either.
amusing eh, meeting all these crazy ppl in the blogging world. did Puan Drama Mama come back for more drama? maybe she’s writing a script for an upcoming film – the Revenge of Sg2 Drama Mama!
oh well. thanks. 🙂 ur post brighten up my day a little. *teehee*
chiaoju, hey not Sg2 lah… Sg2 is near USM one.. this is Sg Ara… at the military camp there.. hahaha. i always go there to buy jeruk buah pala…. ahahhaha
assalamualaikum,
en rahsie (i think), membincangkan pasal kumbang bertelur ke unta berbonggol dua ke memangla tidak mengarut, tapi ada ke org lain bersembang pasal ni kat luar, mase di kedai kopi ataupun di blog? topik kat sini bukannye nak mengarut dan bukannye nak buat bahan ilmiah. saje nak bersembang dan meluangkan ape yg terfikir sekadar suke-suke. dan suke atila diyana nak mengumpat ke nak ape ke sbb ni blog dia.
kalu anda rasa tak perlu masuk campur, ngaper nak komen gak. baca je le tak yah komen ape ape melainkan kot en rahsie tak paham maksud ‘masuk campur’.
kalau le pompuan semua bincang hal mengarut, lelaki takde bincang hal mengarut ke? saye yg lelaki ni pun ade bincang hal mengarut dan anda juge mungkin sorang lelaki pun tentu ada bincang jugak benda-benda mengarut kan….paham-paham le kita org lelaki ni suka mengarut bab apa…
so, what’s ur point?. suke ati le pemilik blog ni nak tulis ape, dan sukati le sapa sapa pun nak komen apa apa pun selagi tak cuba menabur fitnah atau membangkit kemarahan. kalau terasa marah, tentu makan cili. dan aku ngaku aku marah ngan komen ko. kalau tak puas ati, bgtau le kat aku…
ooo….sg ara tu rupa2 nya tempat beli jeruk buah salak tu..
oh drats! i couldn’t even get the kampung right! soweeee… brain cacat, that’s y. 🙂
oh, i love jeruk! 😛
Diyana, semangat i carik blog orang itu sampai jumpa. And i totally don’t agree the part where she say miki buas. suka hati kutuk anak orang. Can’t believe these spesis manusia wujud. and i thot we momma r suppose to be united. 🙁
aku nak emo gak tapi mcm dah terlambat la plak sbb hampa suma dah semboq
anyway tak kisah la duk sg ara ka teluk kumbiaq ka sabak bernam ka
angkat lah anak anda sesuka hati anda
Hadooiii baru kini aku baca setelah diperihalkan oleh diyana. mak ai aku org Georgetown but rumah aku kat kampung so lagu mana???
ntah aku rasa mek Sg. Ara tu kalau tak setuju sudahlah, kecoh arrrr…
keturunan apa pun aku tatau sikit punya hal nak ayoyo satu malaya.
umpama pot cqalling kettle black aku rasa walaupun aku rasa telok kumbaq pun lagi meriiah dg sg ara yg umpama haunted town ituh (pardon me)
kan dah kena personal attack…
takpa diyana we practice freedom of speech. persetan yg lain. semoga Tuhan membalas perlakuannya
aku tamau comment over cam bani parpu
…heyyyy….sg ara ka?! aku hanya lah seorang postor..! tapi hebat gila peperangan ini…ini dalam sejarah jugak la…ahhhh postor ! postor!! =P kepeh kepeh kepeh
D!i pun ada sifat kampung…n i bangga!!coz i sedar diri n i suka makan tempoyak,budu,belacan (hehehe sorry takde kena mengena ngn stetment) but watever it is, i so pity of her la..haha.that sounds funny la babe..now we know who is the ayam kampung masuk bandar yg sebenarnye..hehehe….
Lana, when it comes to parenting we will all face different ideas and parenting practices. I may not like the idea of babywearing toddlers and other people may find me such a crazy loser for stop breastfeeding my kid at 14 months. Opinions and opinions but one must never judge other so immaturely and kutuk tak bersebab hanya menampakkan kebodohan.
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Shanana, hahahha… hang ketinggalan keretapi.. takpe nize lg slow dr hang…
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KD, hahaha hang lawak, it doesnt matter which town better than another, the question is why pointing finger?? bukan dia sendiri cakap satu jari tunjuk lagi 4 jari bengkok ka??hahahaha
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nize what is postor?
yaa, nih lagik haruuu. ada org mcm nih. kutuk anak hg plak tuh tak terpasai. miki tak bersalah.
aku nih yg jenih cepat2 baca pun tau, your entry tuh was you sharing your opinions and only just that- it was straightforward as it is. lagi2, ending sebut, ‘my two cents'<—anybody w decent understanding of english wud know, its nuances ie. just stating ones opinions, open to discussion, non-committal, etc.
pompuan tuh baru nak blaja guna bahasa inggeris kut- takat ‘no matter what’….’no point’….’btw’….pun nak tayang pakai. minah kilang takat operator pun reti pakai. doesnt make her any less kampung than she could be, sampaikan nk panggei hg kampung.
and hek eleehhh, takmau layan konon, sempat usha lagi beg hg (you have LV???! you bag whore!! hahah-kidding!!) and siap komen lagi. nih mesti jenih pomp bila drive, nak belok kiri, bagi signal kanan. in other words, a very confused lady. lemah lah.
and lastly, setahu aku (fyi,aku yg mmg duduk lorong kampung jawa-haha!), trend babywearing asai dari kampung, the outbacks, ulu banats, itu cara org kg jaga anak mereka; not those from london, new york, milan youuu, they use posh prams, strollers, buggies….tu la tak blaja sejarah abih ntah2 dah sibuk dok ikat anak sana sini. tuh takpa lagi, but kalau nak kutuk org because of their personal preferences doesnt align with yours….which cave are you from?
but yes, hev tu egri, sg ara is such a gret, fames ples tu bai jeruk- bergondoi2 aku beli.
Rahsie dan Bani, sila jangan bergaduh, cepat salam pastu high 5! korang dorang mmg best walaupun ala2 kampung… hehehehe… Rahsie thanks for visiting my blog… 🙂
Rena, ahahha, you model iklan TV educated bagai pun tak kecoh bandar2…. siap bangga ngaku kampung lagi… Orang kalau dah best tak perlu nak berlagak bandar, kalau ko cool ko orang asli pun ko tetap cool!.. 🙂
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Minah, komen hang sangat wicked. Aku sangat suka. Thanks. Tapi hang pun pi beli jeruk kat sg ara tu ka? hehehe hebat kan sungai ara? hehehhee