It started about a couple of weeks ago. The pain begins as an occasional throb in the tip of my right shoulder and spread to the area between my shoulder blades. It didn’t bother me in the beginning but as time goes by it has gotten worse.
Now my entire right arm is lethargic and the throb in my shoulder is increasingly excruciating. I find it hard to sleep at night. The pain is almost haunting. It hurts when I sit down; it hurts when I move about.
I have complaint to Azman about it. Written. Two pages long. Single spacing. But my husband ignores me. He said it’s only in my head.
I told him it is my arm and shoulder that hurts why are you keep talking about my head you ignorant chupachup! But my husband of 3 years pays no attention at all. He proceeds with forcing my son to watch the comedy show he has on TV. Raja Lawak. Which explains the sengalness of my baby that resembles so much of Johan and Zizan, oh God please help my baby!
But then again, my husband could almost be right, I happen to call my insurance agency every time I am under the weather, AND sneezing; because I knew then I would die and I wanted to make it easier for my husband to understand that the compensation is not for him but for our baby.
But so far I have gotten many flues and never once I died. So perhaps my husband could be right, I mean close to being right – I MIGHT BE SUBCONSCIOUSLY EXAGGERATING IT!
Oh my God, that is so unbelievable, isn’t it?
Today April 23 2009, the pain in my arm and shoulder are getting too agonizing for me to describe. It attacks especially when I am holding my heavy old handbag. And it is most unbearable when I walk past the shops in the mall. Handbag shops.
I don’t know for how long I can handle this sufferings. Miki, if anything happens to me, I want you to know that your Mummy loves you. Your Daddy will be receiving his bonus at the end of this month and Mummy’s arm and shoulder is aching for new handbag(s).
Even if Daddy won’t get one for me, my son, and this pain will forever torture me till the day I breath my final breath, always remember that Mummy loves you and Daddy both with all my heart!
I can’t type anymore. I am in so much pain….
muahahahah…. figured something ‘tragic’ will came up… good one Di.
o oh~ the agony!! should raise a fund for that? kihkihkih.. emergency cases. women’s agony is always an emergency! hehehe
ade lagi tak pompuan cam awak ni? nak buat isteri sebab lawok sangat.
ejam, so tragic you leave a comment… haha
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harihaz, you are indeed, correct!
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rahsie, ada! ada!! dua orang! cantik2 taww!! sorang debab2 nama BANIta, sorang lagi slim-melim nama NIZEra…
Uuu…Uuuu…ngeri!!
tukar bahu robot diyana…mungkin boleh jadi bionicwoman!! =P kepeh kepeh kepeh
muahahahahaha i so want you to write a book! drama queen style like this. hahahahaha you can really put your request into writing so very good! you rawk la diyana.
azman cepat belikan handbag yang paling hangat di pasaran for your wife!
nama BANITA tu..aku teringat lagu Madonna!! La es la bonita… =P
ganti bahu and tangan dengan tangan terminator…that way sampai bila2 bahu takkan sakit and kalau azman carik pasal hang boleh tembak jek dia :p
assalamualaikum. astagfirullahalazim. kenapa nama ku telah ditukar. adalah berdosa bagi sesuatu jantina menukar segalanya kepada jantina yg lain. termasuklah walaupun nama.
kita perlulah ingat kerana segala benda di dunia ini tidak akan kekal selamanya dan tidak boleh dibawa ke alam sana. dunia ini hanyalah sementara sahaja. lupakan segala kebendaan duniawi.
kasih sayang anak dan suami serta rakan-rakan yg penyayang adalah lebih penting dari segalanya.
madonna itu adalah seorang wanita yang seksi. jika beliau masih muda, keseksiannya itu sudah pasti menggugat setiap iman jejaka dan kini beliau sudah tua, walaupun badannya slim dan berotot dan beliau masih lagi seksi. terus terang saya katakan adalah amat geli melihat beliau. itulah yang dinamakan tua kutuk. astagfirullahalazim, saya telah menjurus kepada perbuatan mengumpat. baik saya berhenti di sini saja
saba je la..
now…which brand would instantly cure this pain of yours? LV? Chanel? Gucci? Ferragamo?
banita hahahahah
mmg lawak lawak
sapu la yoko2 wei
hang ingat ubat panadol aku yg hang dok gelakkan tu…yg hang kata tuk org tua tu…
panadol extend. sesuai for muscular and joint paints.
that suits u huhuhu
kd, bila aku sakit?
azman, aku ada penawar best utk penyakit diyana ni. hang beli je kat dia beg mcm beg af tu, senang dia tak yah kepit bawah ketiak atau sangkut kat bahu. kalau dia nak sangkut jugak kat bahu, hang beli la beg balik kg yg ada katun garfield tu yg mcm bebudak dok bawak kat puduraya tu aha aha aha
Cehhhhhhh….
Punyela bersungguh I baca, siap dah nak recommend my powerful tukang urut! kentut betol…. Mr Diyana’s Hubster, if that’s not a hint, i don’t what is. Get her one! hehehehe.. Nanti, cerita ye, ape you dapat…;)