After a stoned mat rempit happily walked in our front door and got away with my handbag last year, I have been studying burglaries and have concluded the six most stupid mistakes burglars do. So in case any of you might want to break in any house tonight, try not do as Mr. Cimiki Chikadee the Cutie Burglar, my test subject has done:
1) Go house breaking with no pants on.
We understand that the weather is hot nowadays but stealing in diapers is just inappropriately too cute.
2) Use badminton racket as a weapon.
Sorry but you can’t even swat a fly with that, Mister Burglar!
3) Put on a full faced snow hat for disguise but the hat too big his face is showing.
Have you tried Toys R Us? They might have one of those Halloween costume your size.
4) Adopt the humble Malay culture in robbery; take off shoes before entering the house.
Try not to let us know that you are an amateur, ok? You will scare us more that way.
5) Strike a pose when the house owner grabs a camera to take your picture.
Robbery101 for you Mister, getting your image caught in camera while housebreaking is a complete suicide! acting cute in front of the camera while housebreaking is embarrassing. The latter is worse.
6) Growl like a tiger and make your most ganas face by showing your six mighty little teeth to your victims to scare them. (Refer to picture exhibit on the right)
For a burglar, you are quite hopeless. We suggest you try to terrorize the nursing room at the mall. You might be more successful in a baby friendly environment.
Happy housebreaking and kudos to my test subject for trying to scare us.
very funny!
this guy ought to be famous after this
better watchout!
sumbody’s watching ya
kahkahkahkahkah
wah wahhhh…
Komeng in the house ya’ll….!!!
sape yg akan jadi femes komeng? aku ke cimiki??hakhak!
mak dia la femes dari cimiki tu..!! =P
tapi..aku tak tau la kenape miki sangat seronok main raket badminton sabtu itu hari!
laaa kalau i dapat tangkap burglar ni…i geget tak lepas punya :-p
azman, u peminat man-u kan? so sorry la brader….
lawak gilerrr.. hingatkan betul2 ghitewww.. chomeyyyyynyerr
lagi satu kelemahan ini burglar…bila disuruh ‘sit’, dia terus ‘sit’ dgn sopan dan penuh berhemah sekali…
hehe cute bebenor.
Nize, walaupon saya tidak giler glemer, tetapi tau tak sangat ramai org jumpa kami kat luar tegur sebab kenal Miki okay? Bukan kenal mak miki atau bapak miki.. cis..
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Eintanz, matila bapak miki sentapz baca komen you.. ehehhee
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en-me, hehehee terima kasih, mmg la betul2… bukan tipu2…hehe
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bani, tu lah.. miki takde bakat jadi pengganas, takkan pengganas tengak mengamuk tetiba polis suruh Sila duduk.. terus duduk bersimpuh kot? hahaha
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Acat.. ehehe thanks!!
miki pengganas ala robin hood hahahahahahaha
di, i pun peminat man-u la…my hubby ja peminat liverfool. i pun kena belasah gila punya. so azman bro, i feel you. you dont walk alone. huhuhu
Gambar miki nakal main radio ayah nyer dengan gambar… er…. gambar nak tiru penyanggak do re mi tu memang cute…
hehe dah macam nak pergi mesin rumput pun ada neh. hehe 🙂
kalau mcm ni la rupa kawaq, dipersilakan sgt masuk rumah mak cik anne ok
eintanz, hehehehe tatau pulak you pon fan of MU. so melissa reti tak cakap liverfool for liverpool?
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Akuni, Miki punya nama penyangak ialah Fa (do re mi fa)
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Knizam, sila baca aku respond kat comment ko ni.. hahaha.. aah kan macam potong rumput, tapi tak pakai seluar harus bercalar balar kaki nanti…
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Anne, Satni Miki the Kawaq nak mai balun semua toys Kak Nunu… hehhee
kawaq, nunu, satni, tatau, neh: adalah perkataan dan nama yg terdapat dalam komen-komen di sini di mana bole digunakan utk watak-watak siri animasi tempatan
hahahhaaaa…miki sangat cute..geget miki..
little red robin hood? 😀
awwwww…cute as a button!