VomitBlood-O-Meter – The Little Twitching Finger

I have been spending a lot of time in front of the idiot box lately. Mainly because our little protégée has been sleeping better and even when he is awake, he can entertain himself by playing with his toys. And tearing down the house. I don’t care, I just watch TV.

Last Saturday, as my contact lens aided vision glued to the screen, the very few remaining brain cells that work inside my head tried to recall when was the last time I actually indulged in TV programmes. I realized that it has been so long!

Oh my God! I have been neglecting THE TELEVISION! The inventors of TV must be disappointed in me! And oh the producers of Nickelodeon National Geographics, I am so sorry!

To make it up to them, I watch a few Malaysian shows. Not that it has got anything to do with National Geograpics or anything, I just need to watch something without having to process the info using my ever so tired mind.

I would have to say some local shows have doubled in quality probably say….. 5% of what Tan Sri P. Ramlee had produced but they deserve a pat on their shoulder still. Others on the other hand deserve a tight slap on their face for making me vomit blood on the TV screen.

They are horrendous! Unspeakable! Full of absurdity beyond my vocabulary of bad words can depict. And because they make blood vomit splutter on the TV screen, I will try to write about them… One of them is:-

Programme Title : Amboix3 Azwan Ali
Channel : ASTRO RIA
VomitBlood-O-Meter : 8 out 10 buckets of vomit


This programme is absolutely WRONG. The host especially is a piece of waste excretion. He parades in what looks like an apartment while asking so-called controversial questions to celebrities. It is obvious to me that no one could actually think of all those questions but the twisted host himself. He asks his ridiculous questions while twitching his little finger and chanting Amboi Amboi Amboi every 5 seconds.
Even while the celebrities are talking he still keeps on going Amboi Amboi Amboi, and rudely interrupts them.

This act disturbs the hell out me. I don’t know what he was trying to do twitching his finger like that. Is he trying to korek his hidung? Or the celebrity’s hidung? Scary!

And gosh don’t let me start on his outfits. He always wears mismatched costumes from Moulin Rouge and some queer Halloween party. His hair has many colors. His sunglasses put Elton John to shame.The way he speaks proves he doesnt have enough testosterone.

It is so obvious that the host produces his own show because oh! come on! Who would wanna invest on that kinda crap? Think of something else la… Ask controversial questions while bungee jumping ke? scuba diving ke? Stop making lame shows for goodness sake! The only reason why ASTRO is televising them is the fact that RIA goes on 24 hours and they have plenty of available airtime.

After watching the show for 5 minutes last week I had one of the scariest nightmare in my whole life – a little finger was chasing me in an apartment while the annoying voice was going Amboi Amboi Amboi! over and over again… I woke up scared to death. I have always hate them aww-aww!

More TV shows review coming soon. In the mean time bueekkkk!!

Author: Diyana

16 thoughts on “VomitBlood-O-Meter – The Little Twitching Finger

  1. Uuu..uu..aku pun saharu tengok program tuu..!! =P
    “amboi amboi..puteri melaka.., bersopan santun berbudi bahasaaa..la la la la…amboooii amboiii amboiii.. amboi”

  2. hye diyana n azman ~ yeah u totally right n i agree wif ur point . But if u see him (or her?) outside i bet u lagi ‘muntah’ . the way he (or she) talkin like bapok/nyah .. he’s losing his male identity i guess ? astro RIA maybe da x de modal i think .. Cheers to both of u and ur cimiki oso ~

  3. nize, what is saharu? issit harubiru?

    acat, i feel like grabbing his colar, slap him and scream on his face STOP DOING THIS!

    Rina,boleh pulak request review ke? hakhak..

    hakeem, haha if i meet him outside takut pengsan je,hehe thanks for visiting my blog..

    belle, betul, mmg cimiki diharamkan menonton ranc itu!

    raihan, lawak ke? tak lawak ok! keji keji keji! muntah darah bueek! hehehehhe

  4. what a coincidence. i pun baru ter-tengok that prog few days ago and betoi, his hand gestures are seriously troubling me. menyampah tahap tepu. we terserempak ngan the host few months back and he was carrying a handbag! what else can i say. kesiannnnn

  5. diyana..saharu tu adalah bosan, susah hati, runsing, serabut dll..
    cth ayat..”saya sangat saharu melihat *tut* juga rancangan tv yang di host olehnya” =P

  6. like cats with trouble tum2, they eat grass to make themselves vomit, so humans can watch the programme without having to eat any grass in order to puke. ok, aku merepek sgt ni.pening dah.huhu

  7. OMG, OMG, OMG!!!
    You tau tak, I ingat mmg ada cerita yg host dia ckp AMBI, AMBI, AMBI; dan I tak tau?

    Eeei… mcmana I baca ni..??? I tak pass darjah 1 ke dulu.

  8. he was ‘bole-la’ while hosting Muzik2 looong time ago. Now what happened to this dude..??? Kesian ada, nyampah pon ada… watever it is this program is so muntah belalak.. how could the audience volunteered themselves for this kind of sickening program..??? And i do have ‘2 alams’ friends, they dont really over-twiching their fingers like this pity host… why oh why he needs to do this…???

  9. sigh…that’s why i hardly watch local productions. i still prefer old movies azura, ali setan and others 😉 however sometimes i’m forced to watch Tom Tom Bak on astro ceria and I can’t believe those kids say stuff like that on tv. Wait till you see them lip-synching too *slaps forehead*

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