Chimiki Chikadee the Gruesome Monster

Chimiki Chikadee is a dangerous monster! So small he is yet so destructive.. So cute he maybe but never be fooled by his capabilities. Everything he touches will be demolished! Torn down! Stepped on! Bitten sick! Covered with saliva!

He creeps at every corner. Destroying anything that he can reach, everything in sight, everything his heart desires…

As he crawls so swiftly.. the cunning little monster ROARS his fierce roar!
ABOO BOO! ABOO BOOO ABOO BOOOOOO!!”  As his drool dripping to the floor, he continues to pursuit for the innocent victim – Mummy’s kuih raya jar!

The Gruesome Monster is getting nearer, he reaches for the coffee table and roar again to what sound like thunder! “ATATATAAAA TATAAATAAAAA!!”
He tiptoes cunningly, tiny chubby hand reaching out…. Mummy sees what’s coming and races to save the jar… Mummy pounces…. “Noooooooo!!! balang kuih rayakuuuuu……”

The Gruesome Monster saw Ultraman Mummy is coming… without hesitating he grabs the top of the jar and swing it over his shoulder…. Piuuuuunnggg….
Mummy lands on the floor on her tummy, arms stretched out like a goalie… But she is too late… The glass jar comes splattering on the floor.. broken to a thousand pieces…

Chimiki Chikadee the Gruesome Monster, looks at Mummy and laughs so heartily! Mummy’s so funny, Mummy does stunts!! Ehehehhe…
Mummy the Ultraman sobs ever so sadly… Now her kuih raya jar is lacking by one…

The Gruesome Monster gets down to his knees and starts to crawl again, looking for something precious to smash on the wall. As he crawls quickly he stopped for a while. There’s music on TV, even monsters need to stop and shake their bootie!

All Mummy can do is shakes her head. Then she adds Kuih Raya Jar to her list of thing that Chimiki Chikadee has destroyed :

1) 4 computer mouse
2) 3 books
3) 4 magazines
4) 1 remote controller
5) 5 boxes of tissue
6) 2 mouse pads
7) 1 cell phone
8 ) 3 lipsticks
9) 1 lip gloss
10) 1 pressed powder
11) 1 coffee mug
12) 1 kuih raya jar

Fierce Baby

Roar!!
Mikael 9 months old

 

Author: Diyana

14 thoughts on “Chimiki Chikadee the Gruesome Monster

  1. go…go…cimiki go….hahahahaha…..now u feel the same way as i am…better u change all the cookies jar to the tupperware……

    that why u can see during raya, i just put all the cookies/snack into tupperware…and cimiki and damia(the baby girl with shining shoe) love to play with it….itupun sebab toys lain dah kena ambik dengan abg irfan….kekekekeke

  2. tapi kira oraits la..buat perangai kat umah je….irfan kalau bawak dia pegi shopping, ader la 2-3 pack unknown item dlm troli..bila masa dia amik pun tak tau

  3. not a good post to read for a newly wed, who’s contemplating when to have kids. hohoho.no no no.

    cimiki (spy code- 009), next assignment: the laptop. hahahaha

  4. Fatin! yeah you should know them too.. hehe
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    Ina, good luck untuk ko jugak… aku dapat merasakan Rapip Cekodok Cumil juga mempunyai kuasa pemusnahan yang hebat!
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    Atie, hakhak.. aku teringat kasut damia yang glemer itu.. miki kalau kat supermarket tak akan amik barang2 masuk troli tetapi dia hanya akan memusnahkan semua barang2 tersebut dengan memijak2 dengan ganas… huaaa…
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    Azea, u can have kids just pray you get girls. they behave sooo much better.The above is Cimiki 009’s list of destroyed item. His list of broken items lagi panjang and the laptop is included… Allah kurniakan lah kesabaran padaku! Amin!

  5. heh, my mom used to hang durian skin (shell) to ward me off.. like by the tv, or where the video player (sbb dulu takde DVD player) is. and i’d stay away!

  6. Hahaha…tergelak akak baca monster tu berjaya membuat mommy dia jadi Ultraman yang tak berjaya melawan monster itu…

    Sabar ajelah diyana…list tu nanti masih banyak yang perlu ditambah…hahahaha

  7. Doreen, if your mother used that method, that means you were waaaay naughtier than my son… hehehhe… now go buy your mum a handbag!
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    Kak Anie, Banyak kali saya terlompat2 menangkap barang2 yg dia nak lempar atau tolak.. salah saya jugak letak benda fragile merata2.. hehehe sabor jelaaaa…

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