Throughout my entire 21 years of life I have been asked these questions 21 gazillion times. About 200,000 times I vomited a bucket of blood. The rest two buckets. I am very much hoping that all the people in the world and aliens in the stars who read this will get the gist. Please understand that if I am asked any of these questions just one more time all the black heads on my face will shoot off and attack you like machine-gun.
Question 1: Can I call you Yana?
Yes if you want to die in the hands of the Retired Drama Queen. Slowly and painfully.
Question 2: Your name Diyana Yang is very long.. Can I call you Yang?
My finger is very long. If I poke into your eye ball I can reach your tongue and give it a tickle. Can I tickle your tongue?
Please call me Diyana. Not Yana, not Ana, not Mummy Miki, not Mikael’s Mom not Azman’s Orang Rumah. Thank you. If you really have pronunciation difficulties, you can call me Di. A lot of my friends call me that. Its not that I actually like it; I just have given up hope in getting them call me Halle Berry.
Question 3: Are you Anak Mami?
Just because I am from Penang and when I talk I shake my head left-right left-right and I ask Awat? Instead of Apa? It doesn’t mean that I am an Anak Mami, you foolish KL folks! IT’S THE NOSE! Can’t you see I barely have any?
Question 4: Why are you so thin?
Look closely behind my shoulder. There’s a pale woman with long hair. Her eyes are red, her mouth fanged. With blood dripping from them. She follows me everywhere. Everything I eat goes to her.
Ok now that scares even me! It is the METABOLISM people!! Meeetaaabooliiissssmmmm!
Question 5: Why are you eating chicken all the time?
Because they are a species that reproduces so quickly. If I don’t eat them soon they will populate the world! They will take over the country, the White House! And after they take over One Utama we will all die! Die! Die!
I heard chicken meat can make butts go big.
hehe quite cool posting to answer simples Qs. cool !
black heads on my face will shoot off and attack you like machine-gun.
AKU ADA PRODUK YG REALLY WORKS TO REMOVE ALL BLACK HEADS AND BODY PIMPLES
I just have given up hope in getting them call me Halle Berry
HALLE BERRY? DUH!!!!!! TRY MAKING THEM CALLING U MS. GOLDBERG HAR HAR HAR
IT’S THE NOSE! Can’t you see I barely have any?
THANK GOD, HANG TAK LEH REPRODUCE WITHOUT AZMAN’S HELP…KALAU TAK KESIAN CIMIKI HAR HAR HAR
Why are you so thin?
MAKAN HANG TAK PERNAH BACA DOA MAKAN. KALAU BACA PUN MUNGKIN SEBUTAN KURANG BETUL…
I heard chicken meat can make butts go big.
REALLY DOESNT HELP ME A LOT!
jawapan utk;
Q1 & Q2:sy selalu panggil diyana..tapi berharap suatu hari nanti boleh panggil Datin Seri..hak hak hak =P
Q3: sy fikir.., anak orang..Uu Uu =p
Q4: ini sama kes ngan aku agaknye..
Q5: ..bukan makan ayam boleh buncit perut ka..?!!
OMG no 3 tu so spot on. As my part tu kadang2 bukan tanya, kena cop teruih! Apa kau igt kat dahi aku ni tertulis perkataan “AKU ANAK MAMI” besaq2 ka?? Hoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Ah tensen.
ayaq anak pungut ka?!! =P
Q3…it’s a default statement for non penangites to come up with right after they know ur from Penang. Do we look like we have a strand of gold bracelets up to the armpits? aiyooh…penat chek nak explain kat depa tau! (tangan kibaih pi, kibaih mai..)
nize kemungkinan anak buluh betong
aku rasa la kan….org bila tengok diyana, dia sebenarnya bukan nak kata diyana mcm anak mami…tapi nak kata diyana mcm the mummy
hanggggg…. mulut ada insuran ka bani?!! =P
mulut aku bisa mengeluarkan kata kata manis
hehehhee…..gelak guling2 aku baca 5Qs and answers ni. bani,ko pun memang seorang kelakar laa….hensem? errr….aku tak penah nengok..so takleh komen..hehehe
ooooooo…today i can leave my comment already. Yay!!! I tried a few days ago but couldn’t. Dunno why 🙁
Anyway, just wanna say that i’ll remember not to ask you these questions if I ever bump into you….hahahahahhaaha
bani memang kelakar, lagi kelakar kalau dapat kutuk diyana kat blog dia sendiri
kak diyana.. paling interesting Q3.. Betul r mentaliti rakyat Mesia.. ada ke kalau kata asal dari Penang je anak mami.. Anak mami je Penang.. Awat la depa nie!! saya pun asyik dapat da same respond.. tension2..
good entry diyana… 😉 let all of them out there know how we don’t quite appreciate ‘memandai2-ikut kepala dia sendiri’ punye soalan… hehe..