About a year ago I was going through the statistic of this website and found something so insanely funny that I laughed so hard and uncontrollably; until Azman had to make me stop by stuffing my mouth with his socks. Until today I still cannot forget the hilarious search engine keyword and the smell of his socks. Its so haunting!
I know I still keep the screen shot somewhere; I will post it when it can be found.
Can somebody tell me who on earth would wanna do a search on ‘Kisah Kentut Yang Seram’ ( The Creepy Fart Story)? And how the hell could the result be this website? Either my actual page rank is damn high or my blog is indeed full of farts!
Whoever that person is, I don’t think he had gotten an accurate search result for none of my posts earlier are in regards to this. So I figured why not I write a creepy fart story – THERE ARE people who wants to read about it out there!
That’s the first and ultimate reason why I am writing this post today; the second reason on the other hand was triggered by an insult. By my laling Cik Puan Eintanz.
She said she would be buying my books if I write any because I sound like Sophie Kinsella. Sophie Kinsella???? What the heck!? All her books are about extremely gedik and bimboish girls with brains functioned perfectly fine from neatly beneath their knee caps.
I know! I have read one! and Eintanz relates this TO ME!!!??? Me?
I thought my scribbles are inspired by Stephen King? How can I be reading the whole of Stephen King’s collection and only one of Kinsella’s and I ended up sounding like her. This is pure madness!
Prepare yourself now Eintanz! A ghost story is coming up… Diyana/Stephen King style..in the next post.
adakah kentut itu dari cimiki atau dari ayahnya ataupun dari ibunya tapi pura pura bukan darinya
emmm..kentut itu berasal dari negeri diatas angin!!
hikhikhik…u tak baek tau! i suka sophie la. akak gedik ker huhuhuhu 🙁 anyway babe u one funny lady la and i really i mean really really enjoy reading your entries. every line of it. so cepat buat diyana king seram kentut story. hehehehe
Diyana…kalau ghost story yang Diyana nak tulis tu ala2 cerita Stephen King…nanti akak beli tau…hehehehhe
…”Sophie Kinsella???? What the heck!? All her books are about extremely gedik and bimboish girls with brains functioned perfectly fine from neatly beneath their knee caps”…
i like that!
btw, hi. nice knowing u.
syau!!! adakah kau syau kak long eridanusB 92/96???? aku dean la… kak ngah eridanus… diyana ni ofis mate aku!!!
alamak.. D, tumpang sat!!! hehehe… btw, kentut hang mmg busuk!!!
p/s: aku syahdu dengar lagu raya kt website ni…. huaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mak aaaii…. Jejak Kasih la pulokk…. I am so glad u guys got to keep in touch thru my website…
Syau nice to get to know u too…
Den, tapi takleh lawan daya tujahan kentot hang..
Slamat berposa.
hey diyana. i saw you at the curve on sat!!!! actually i recognised miki who was wearing the cute hat and being carried by daddy. i wanted to call you but you guys were walking away quickly…to the parking lot i guess. i was pushing the stroller and couldn’t keep up with you 😀 you look great lah, though i could only see you from behind….haaahaaaahaah. next time i’ll just call out your name loudly 😉
mommy to chumsy, beware! do not call diyana in public. you will be sorry. because she will turn into big big scarry monster!
Mommy to Chumsy!
OMG!!!! Why didn’t you call out for me?? It would be so great if I can meet with you!!! Sorry I cant recognize you – you hardly upload your pic in your blog, but i would recognize Ashley though… hehe…
You noticed Miki first then me aaaa??? Aiyaa… how can that little boy more glamour than me??? ehehehehhehee
bani – hahhahaa….in that case, i better not call her name out loud. maybe i’ll call miki instead 😉
diyana – hahahahahha….yeah…i saw miki first cos his bright eyes were looking at me and i was wondering who that cutie pie is. then it suddenly dawned on me that IT’S MIKI!!!!!!! i looked at the handsome man who was carrying him and recognised that it’s your hubs.
OMG!!
dina meliwana asjhad zaeni (spelling?) – ambik ko nama penuh terus.. 🙂
dina oh dina.. i thot u found me via flickr. so all these while u r DEN. and u r diyana’s officemate ropanya.
diyana, u deserve a good treat for meeting us homeroom sisters here. we belanja u okeh. dina bayar 😀
p.s. dina meh la ur blog url..
haha..yeah..i don’t think I should say this. But you do remind me of Sophie Kinsella when I read your posts. and I thought I’m the only one who thinks like that. LOL
I bought her entire series of books, so you can see why I can think you & Sophie are so alike in your way of writing and some wacky things you do! Well, well…take that as a compliment will ya? 😛
Great to read your blog and to know you & your family are doing fine. in case I forgot to wish you all Selamat Hari Raya, let me wish you now..haha. 😉