He calls me boncit, slow and kengkang…

I only have 6 more weeks to go before I pop. Hooray!! Then I can start walking again instead of waddling my way through. That’s something that I started to do when I turned 8 months preggie and it annoys me a great deal.

Not being able to walk very fast like I used to means taking longer time to check out the mega sale in Midvalley. Sometimes I get tired half way through and call it quit. Other time I reached Robinsons just in time for them to close down because I waddle instead of walk down from Isetan at the other end of The Gardens. I have been trying hard not to think of all the bargains that I have missed just because I walk very slowly. Rugi you know! Rugi! Tsk tsk!

But if I were to look at it from a different perspective – damn! That’s just 6 weeks before labour; 6 weeks before the haunting E.P.I.S.I.O.T.O.M.Y! Oh no!

And guess whats the biggest horror of all?!… tick tock tick tock! I only have 6 weeks to fully utilize my pregnancy craving coupons! I have been through eight months of baby carrying in my tummy and I only crave for buah kundang?!! That is pathetic at intense level!

Oh come on Diyana…I am sure I can think of something more fancy than that… Hmm… let’s see… meat of a white mousedear? Nope, can’t! Mousedear is an endangered species. Ahah! Jackfruit from the sultan’s minister’s garden! No.. thats too dangerous. He may ban me from blogging. How bout that Moroccan pigeon pie I saw in Bizzare Food last nite? Erk.. cannot lah, if I send Azman to Morrocco that would take him at least 4 days to and fro. Can’t afford that. Who’s gonna do the laundry?

Never mind lah. I think I mengidam this cukuplah. At The Curve oso got sell one… Azman no need to go far-far… kan Azman kan? Kan? Kan? Hint hint hint….

Guess watch

Author: Diyana

13 thoughts on “He calls me boncit, slow and kengkang…

  1. aku ni ha sebenarnya mengidam. aku ngidam nak makan sambal machang dari hari raya ari tu. pokok machang kat kampung aku dah kene tebang untuk memberi laluan kepada projek saliran kampung terbaru huhuhuhu

  2. Berapa harga dia tu? Ala… Azman pejam mata pun boleh beli kot… tak kan la kedekut sangat, nak bagi mak baby…. Nanti dah tak buncit dah….

  3. Nize,
    Kalau nize nak tolong belikan unt saya pun boleh… 🙂
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    ayaq,
    Lepaih ni nak ngidam char kuey teow Sany kat sg dua pulak…
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    Kak Iena,
    Dah beli barang for hantaran belum? That watch is from Guess, dunno la ada kat Msia or not..
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    Bani,
    Hang mengandung berapa bulan?
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    Farah Gundu Kawaii,
    Aku pun ngidam nak jd kurus… waaaa!
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    Puan Ah Ni Goncaq,
    Jam Guess dalam RM200-500 kot.. Actually I am very flexible… I welcome gifts when I am buncit and kempis both… 🙂

  4. Tell me about it. When i was preggie with Danny, i tak mengidam langsung. Whatever food datang i walloped hehehe. Cam tong sampah. Btw, that’s a very nice mengidam thingie! Does it come with real diamonds? 😛 Tehehe

  5. Di,

    We can mengidam Guess watch now? In our mothers’ day, they can only mengidam food. I want to ask my hubby to start saving up now. I’m planning to mengidam a trip to UK la 😀

    Farah,

    Yeah! I also want to be kurus! 🙂

  6. Laaa…nih mesti hang tgk kat internet…hmmmmm..ingat nak pi beli bulan nih….sbb dok ade sale. ekekekeke

  7. I was very scared there because I was afraid you might mengidam my chubby arm meat or my wobbly thigh meat as you always look at me and think of food 😛

    Nasib baik mengidam jam kalau mengidam bulldozer ke, bugati veyron ke, kepala sloth masak kicap ke kan susah

    hihihihihih!

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