The idiot who wannabe a Tamil hero!


Last Friday, Diyana was sick and was on MC. We usually car pool to work but since I had to go to work alone that day, I decided to drive my old Proton Wira and left the automatic car with Diyana. I was already late so I rushed to my car…heat up the engine and drive! However, the car felt so heavy and its sound was terrible…kepeh kepeh ( sound effect from Nize ). My first thought was that..it had engine problem because the car had not been used for the past one week!

So I stopped my car.. looked around and thats when I realized that the most terrible things had happened to my car. The tyres were punctured! Not one or two, but all four tyres are flat! Deffinately a foul play!
Too bad I didn’t have much time to investigate; I just parked my car by the road side then ran back to my house to take the other car to work! Along the way to Bandar Baru Bangi, I just could’t stop swearing throughout the whole 45minutes!!!

After Friday prayer, I requested for a half day leave. Went to Giant Puchong and bought a car pump! It cost me RM29.90. After that, I got back to my Proton Wira and found out that both front wheels have been inflated by damaging the tube valve and both rear wheels had been punctured by screw!

punctured tyre

On Saturday, I asked my friend Nize@BesarBagaiJohan to come to my house to help me change the tyres because he has a hydraulic jack that could really make changing tyres a lot easier. We have 4 punctured tyres with only one spare tyre! So, it’s a really hard work to do. The rear wheel should be no problem because there was still air in it. We could just pump the tyres up. However, the main problem was the front wheels.They were totally flat and the tyres already sprang out from the rims !! that means I couldn’t pump them and the tyres will surely be damaged because of the weight of the car. Our plan was…
Change the first inflated tire with the spare tire. Then, try to pump it up. If we could possibly pump it, we could change our 2nd inflated tire with it. We were really hoping that this will work as planned because well, that’s our only plan!! Hehe…

azman and nize change tyres

When we both was at the car, an Indian guy cum my neighbour came and asked us what we’re doing. I told him that someone @#$@%@ punctured all my 4 tyres!!! Then, the look on his face changed and he said that he thought my car was actually a stolen car abandoned in our neighbourhood. And he already made a police report about that!!!Although he didn’t say that he’s the one that punctured my car… I could feel that he’s the idiot that did it!!

I can’t believe that such stupid guy is actually living in this country. We have stayed in this area for more than 1 year. How can this guy easily think that my car is actually a stolen car stranded by the curb?? Hasn’t he seen the car before? Throughout the entire year?? Maybe that guy has been influenced by some stupid Tamil movie and trying to be the hero by capturing a nasty car thief!

Luckily, everything went well as planned. Although the tube valves were damaged, we managed to change both of the tires and pumped them as well.
Thanks to Nize that help me that day with only RM1 as a reward.

Author: azman

23 thoughts on “The idiot who wannabe a Tamil hero!

  1. uish…

    selamba ingat keta org keta curi… that’s an insult!!
    kalau aku le, aku lempang je dia and tok nenek dia skali…
    he actually should bear the costs of the damaged tyres tau… u patut claim je. sukati je…

    eeee geramnyer…
    kalau keta depa kena camtu sure yg puncture the car kena belasah sampai mati

  2. hahahaha…terpengaruh ngan citer SIVAJI kot….akakakaakak…sesuka hati jer nak pancitkan tayar kete orang…budus…seres…mesti dia bosan sgt kot samapi dah takder keje…nak cari keje…so keje senang kononyer jd super hero lah…
    tp kat sini heronyer nize a.ka besarbagaijohan a.k.a si pengapit…hehehehe

  3. tarik nafas….hembussssssss…..i’m not trying to be racist and i’m not racist!, but…throughout my wonderful tak hensem tapi manis life, banyak bad experience and sakit hati with indian. kalau aku start citer kat sini, kompom komen ni dah bole jadi mini blog aku. dan…setiap kejadian yg dah terjadi kat aku….aku dah pun balas (mana yg termampu)

  4. betui ka india tuh yg pancitkan keta ko? ko tak tny ke knp dia ingat tu keta curik? tanya la dulu beb…

  5. jiran sepakat membawa berkat
    jiran bangsat membawa musibat!!!!

    apa punya jiran hang la…

    keh keh keh:D

  6. cehh…Tamil hero tu, aku nak curik dia punye loceng kat umah dia tu..memekak jek!! keh keh keh..
    tapi putss…ko patut citer cara masukkan tayar keta dalam gelap gulita..!! skill tu..kepeh kepeh.. 8 juta x :sinchan:

  7. Farah Kawaii..Apeck…Iena..Bani..
    Actually, aku tak kata la pulak india tu yg pancitkan tayar kereta aku tu. Perbualan dgn dia panjang la jugak…takkan aku nak taip semua..dan dari perbualan..reaksi..airmuka…dan putarbelit… aku cuma syak wasangka saja.
    pastu dalam pagar ada sorang auntie india jugak…dia pun ada join bersembang…

    Apek & Ayaq,
    Aku ada tanya kenapa dia kata tu kereta curi..tapi dia tak jawap pun…cuma dia buat ayat belit2 pasal ada banyak kereta kena curi kat kinrara skrg. Masalahnya kenapa kereta aku yg bertapak kat situ lebih setahun pun dia tak kenal??

    nak pancitkan pun takyah la rosakkan terus tayar tu..

    selama ni tak pernah pulak dia nak bermasyarakat..tup tup..pancitkan tayar kereta orang sebab dia takut pencuri..hampehhh..

  8. Iena,
    Hero sebenar memang si Nize@BesarBagaiJohan !!!..
    Kalu bukan disebabkan “hikmat masukkan tayar kereta tak berbayang” dia…tak mungkin aku mampu tukar tayar tu diwaktu malam gelap!
    aku pun tak paham..kat mana dia belaja hikmat tu..
    memang tere!..RESPEK!

  9. tayar keta aku pernah kena camnih tp 2 bijik je la…satu depan satu blkg. sapa buat? pak guard kat flat umah tallang & pon2 tinggai kt pantai dlm. knp? sbb aku parking kt dlm kotak kuning….tau2 la parking kat flat tuh, crowded mcm tin sardin.

  10. daripada gaya ceritanya..memang tidak sah lagi uncle tu yang buat..tak pun kaum kerabat,sahabat handai dia..
    kalu saye..hehe revenge!!!!!

  11. Kesiannya kat Diana tak sihat, get well soon Diana!

    Tersangatlah bosannya kalau tayar pancit tapi awat upah Nize tu murah sangat? Bayar cash ke kredit? Heheheh

  12. uhuhhu… akhirnya ada juga yang sudi mengasihani diriku ini…
    thanks kak ahni…

    upah kat Nize tu mmg singgit ajer.. itu pun dalam bentuk cekodok pisang singgit 6 bijik.. :joget: thanks nize!

  13. ha ha ha..upah singgit adalah lebih dari makna singgit yg kita tahu..*eh..kalo korang bagi dua posen pun aku buat jugak lahhh…tenkiu tenkiu..kepeh2 51juta/saat kerlipan mata..ha ha ha :sinchan:

  14. nize tu macam tukang urut atau tok bomoh la… dia mintak bagi la berapa pun yg ikhlas bersama pulut kuning…20sen pun cukup la…kepehkepeh

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