:: Shopping :: Sleeping with Enemy ::

Friends come into my life with different purposes. One as someone who cries on my shoulder and leave snot all over the place, another uses me as a benchmark, another takes my wardrobe as a Clothes Rental Outlet that operates for free. But mostly all my many friends are kind, intellectual, generous with hearts filled with love and compassion. One girl friend of mine is a bountiful loving girl, helpful and kind but is she always out there to get me!

She picks me up from home and take me places, she serves the net and sends me emails, she texts and calls me from the telephone, without fail she notifies me of events and happenings around town. The places and emails and sms and events are all about How to Generate the Nation’s Economical Growth by Contributing Your Capital to the Existing Businesses and Trade or the act commonly known as Shopping.

Yesterday she updates me by text :

Sale! Branded Fragrances & Cosmetics up to 70%. 8-9 Dec at 10am to 6pm. Location : Coronade Hotel, Jalan Sultan Ismail.

Doesn’t she know that the act of notifying me of such is equivalent to the act of slipping my purse into the shredder machine? Doesn’t she know that I have the ability of memorizing such data only after one read of the sms and automatically a biological appointment alarm is set in my head and it will go off on 7^th Dec to remind me that there is a super sale on the next day? Doesn’t she know I am training my self to be prudent with my money?

Yuzmin, you devil! I don’t wanna go, please don’t take me. We still have the Flowerdrumbags sale to spend at and today the Malaysian Megasale has just started! Not to mentioned I need to get new office attires! So please let us not go the perfume sale! Please!