Apek PotPetPotPet and the Mango Trees

Our current place is an intermediate unit that’s facing other people’s house. The landlord hadn’t touch anything on its cosmetic value or privacy enhancement. If I open my front door, my neighbor from the left side unit will be able to see straight until my dining room. And the apek likes to hang out at his porch a lot. Mr Chan (or is it Chin?) is a very nice elderly Chinese man. The problem is with Uncles like him is – CAKAP SANGAT BANYAK! POT PET POT PET! Cukuplah aku sorang potpetpotpet dalam kejiranan ini, ok! Perlukah seorang apek berseluar katok berperangai yg sama? Owh tidakk!

Many a times when we wanted to remove things from the car into the house or vice versa, we kinda peek around and see if the coast is clear aka Uncle Chin is not outside and then only proceed. All the trouble just to avoid him asking so many question about our purchase etc. All the people coming to the house in front of ours also can see what we are doing because of our basic wire fencing.

And I have always longed for privacy. The new house has only one house attached to it and it belongs to Pakcik Ketayap Tapi Biadap. That means we only have one immediate neighbor to put up with. Dalam pada tu, I am considering raising a wall between our porch and his, we’ll see how it goes.

One of the great many things that I love about the new house is the fact that it is facing well… not some people’s house, not shop lots or school or anything but these lovely mango trees. Yes of course I would love it more if I can have a beach or waterfall view everytime I look outside but let’s face it we are living in Klang valley with not much money to spend on property so an empty field with mango trees is good enough for me wee~~~~
mango tree

No more potpetpotpet Uncle. No more front door neighbor. I can open my sliding door wide and let fresh air in without having to think about people that can see how short my shorts are (itu kalau pakai shorts, kalau pakai spentot?) and how terbongkang Azman is sleeping and stuff.

Who knows someday kalau panjang umur kalau ada rezeki I would love to live in house facing the ocean or lake (chewah chewahh mentang2 dah berani sikit dengan air!). It would be the best house ever! But in the mean time, sesiapa yang mempunyai darah Spiderman atau Elastigirl please go ahead and help yourselves to our mangoes. There are so many of them up in that trees and we just couldn’t be bothered to harvesting fruits right now.

young mango mangga muda

Best kan? Beli rumah dapat pokok free? There is another mango tree on the side of the house but that one is yet to bear any fruits.

🙂 Tomorrow is Friday! Cheers!

Author: Diyana

7 thoughts on “Apek PotPetPotPet and the Mango Trees

  1. giler ke apa? nak petik pun malas apatah lagi masak pajeri… hahahahahaah… kalau opy masak hantar semangkuk kat tuan pokok ok!

  2. Hang tak mau check dulu ka pokok pelam tu sapa punya? Kot-kot makcik tuduh labuh punya ka. Sat lagi free-free hang kena cap syaitonnirrojim!

  3. i baru baca je entry pakcik ketayap tu. mcm lagi rela ada uncle shortpants je as jiran. anyway, on my street dkt umah dkt msia tu, mmg ada jg jenis pendengki (tp x pki ketayp mahu pon short pants). semua org kat jln kitaorg dah mark dia, sbb dia ni la yg pi panggil MPKj suh tgk satu2 rumah org, cari salah n saman. pastu jln umah kitaorg tu cul-de-sac, so budak2 ptg2 main beskal la main kejar2 atas jln raya, tp bila dia memandu mesti nak tekan accelerator, habis nak langgar budak semua. ntah hapa2. i don’t know why there are ppl like this at all. *sigh*

  4. hmppphhhh rasanya diyana telah bertemu BUKU N RUAS an uncle who is as pot pet pot pet as she is hahahahahahhahaha larikkkkk

  5. asroll,
    pokok tu tertanam betul2 depan umah aku. kalau acik tu nak amik buah tu tu ambiklaahhh! tak payah mintak kebenaran aku pun. aku aku tak kisah..
    tapi kalau tetiba dia ngaku tu pokok dia… aku tetap benarkan dia makan buah tu.. tapi aku sumpah sembelit 18 minggu tak berak.
    wahahahahahaha
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    oyis, tu dah kira cacat otak dah tu.. pehal nak langgar budak2? haa.. org camtu mmg betul patut duduk sebelah umah mayat.
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    lina, perghh kepotpetan uncle tu sampai satu kejiranan ni tahu. aku diorang tak tahu… diorang cuma ingat tu suara pontianak je…

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