Making Nasi Lemak Out of Santan and Sand

I am in the midst of studying sand. Yes, sand. Naturally found silica with substance of magnetite, chlorite, glauconite or gypsum. I have learned that Chlorite-glauconite bearing sands are typically green in color, as are sands derived from basalt (lava) with high olivine content. And I can tell that sands that are rich in magnetite are dark to black in color. Most importantly I am experimenting the boiling point of silica in kitchen room temperature, using household utensils.

Why sand, one may wonder, well I am currently in the phase of the project management methodology where studying dirt could lead to minimizing the impact and side effects of a risky new project.

Looking back, the first quarter of year 2008 sees the triumphant completion of our Project Baby. Euphoric with the success, this year also sees Azman and I continuing our foray into yet another massive endeavour that could leave significant effects in our lives – Diyanazman II : Project House

That is why I am studying sand.

Not because sand is the foundation of concrete; and concrete is the foundation of a house but HAVE YOU SEEN THE PRICE OF HOUSES THESE DAYS?

Once we bought a house we are pretty damn sure that IT WON’T BE RICE THAT WE’LL BE EATING, BABY…. IT’S SAND!!!

So tell me, how many Celsius degree do I need to boil a cup of sand in, to turn it into nasi lemak?

Author: Diyana

16 thoughts on “Making Nasi Lemak Out of Santan and Sand

  1. hahahahahahahaha drama okayyy!! dont worry di, you and hubby can do it. the figure may look painful and torturing initially but insyaallah rezeki tu ada. yang penting you must be brave to take the 1st step. lepas tu mesti ada jalan punya. i support 110% go diyanazman!!

  2. eintanz,
    oit,where got drama?!! i have retired remember? :p
    babe you know whats the market rate for kidneys arr? azman and i are selling ours for the house downpayment la…

  3. Seriously, I don’t know the price of sand and how are you going to cook it but what I know is that surely you will buy a big, nice and cosy house.

  4. Betullah diyana…harga rumah sekarang…nak beli pun guna calculator kita budget bulan2…

    Ada yang mencecah juta2..heran jugak ye…mana le diorang tu dpt duit..

  5. 1 cup Sand (drained with lots of water)
    2 cups water (preferably filtered)

    bring to boil. apprx 4 days.

    to make the sambal,

    chilli powder
    a pinch of salt/silica/sand
    1 cup of small rocks (chewable)

    tadaaa~~

  6. Uuu..Uu..emm emm bani, mr. sandman ada dalam lagu metallica ‘Enter Sandman’ keh keh keh..
    diyana, pasir hanya boleh dimasak didalam relau >1000 celcius..relau itu saya boleh supply terus kepada diyana!! kepeh kepeh =P

  7. Ah-ni….
    Semoga masin mulutmu..Amin!
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    Kak Lady,
    Diorang tu buat bisnes kak lady…kitorang makan gaji jer tu la pasal sengkex. hehe
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    Bani,
    Mr Sandman berasal dari tanah kerajaan langit dan kini menetap di shah alam (nize)
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    shanu,
    yu smel laik krap! ai het yu! ai het yu!
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    Nize,
    lepas kami beli rumah nanti bulehla nize supplykan relau tu unt digunakan menggantikan rice cooker. pastu kasik kebuk wasap sebijik buat microwave… by the way jalan nak pi relau kat penang ada kedai anakku..

  8. Lin Akak Nanako,
    Thank you for the brilliant recipe. Now would you share with us the recipe for lovely cupcakes using pasiaq also?! hehe.. Lin, rambut i gugur la camana nak buat?

  9. hey you,

    hahaahaha..i almost didn’t read until the end coz i really thought it was about sand.

    hahahahah

    yeah, am actually trying to crack my head as to where to buy a house.

    somewhere safe and near my Mom’s place!

    thank God hubby works with the gomen. at least okay la sikit!

    tell me if you find somewhere interesting (that is if you wouldn’t mind having a neighbour that is as wacky as me!)

  10. Dona…
    LETS BE NEIGHBOURS!!!! That’d be great! yeay! but u want to be celah your mom’s ketiak.. susahla i nak join.. ekekeke…

    Oh your hubby with gomen eh? bukan ok sikit la.. ok banyak!!!! I’ll keep u updated with our choice of houses.. hehe

  11. Diyana. rambut u memang akan gugur sampai anak u lebey kurang dalam umur 6 bulan. that is normal. and agak scarry sbb gugur sangat banyak yang rasa cam nak botak. use a mild shampoo. (it does not make much diff cause it is a phase after pregnancy)

    selamat menyapu rambut di lantai!

  12. DI ~~!!

    nak makan pasiaq? why don’t u try tanah liat… there’re ppl eating tanah liat cookies u know.

    hehehe …

    anyway, good luck with the project. and hugs for u and mikki.

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